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FEBRUARY 2002, HEARTACHE

1. Dark Side Brawl
We were in it, but we didn't win it... but we did kick some ass!

2. DSW Handyman Championship Over-The-Top Challenge: Stray Dog defeated Hullywood
The Canadian Polar Bear was robbed! While Hullywood was distracted by Joker, Kao aided Stray Dog to leave the cage and win the Handyman title!

3. DSW Public Access Television/Middlesex County Championship 2 Falls Match: Sergeant Pain vs. Kao
In round 1, Kao was disqualified for using a low blow, and Pain retained the Public Access Television title. In round 2, Kao worked on Pain's legs but when he refused to submit, Kao won the Middlesex County title with an Artificial Kaos!

JANUARY 2002, JOBFEST IV

1. DeGeneration-X: London Chapter Interview
After a few minutes of complimenting his crew, Dark Forsaken signed Sergeant Pain & Hullywood to face Stray Dog & ATF later on in a tag match. Hullywood said he will perform a live drawing and face whoever he picks, and stated that Kao did not have to give up his wrestling rights to become Hullywood's manager after last month's match if he followed 3 stipulations in tonight's Canadian title match. Sergeant Pain was to be the outside ring enforcer and Dark Forsaken and Hullywood himself were to be the referees, the match had to be legit and not a screw job, and... well, Kao interrupted before hand and attacked Dark Forsaken and Pain and then slammed Hullywood through a table.

2. Dark Side Brawl: ATF
In a match that included Sergeant Pain, Joker, Kao, Hullywood, Stray Dog, and the Dark Forsaken himself, ATF once again came out on top!

3. ATF & Stray Dog defeated Hullywood & Sergeant Pain
In a match with tons of interference, in the end, Dark Forsaken was about to call the match a double DQ when ATF & Stray Dog gave him a Con-Box-To! Kao then used Dark Forsaken's hand to count a 3 count fall for ATF & Stray Dog over his own troops, DXLC!

4. DSW Handyman Championship Random Live Drawing: Hullywood defeated ATF
Hullywood miraculously picked himself twice in the random drawing, but then said in the interest of fairness, he'd pick names to eliminate until one name was left. That name was ATF! The two battled for about a good solid half hour until Hullywood hit the Stunner, ATF's own move, and then hit the Hullywood Leg Drop and retained his title! Then, in a display of poor sportsmanship, ATF then responded with a beating.

6. DSW Canadian Championship: Joker defeated Kao
These 2 have been through everything together, and they squared off one more time... Kao worked on Joker's limbs like an expert, and Joker pulled out some of his martial arts skills. The two fought outside the ring, in the ring, with weapons, until they eventually ended up on a picnic table where Kao gave Strum to Joker all over the ring. Kao then went for a frog splash but missed the mark, which gave Joker an opportunity to hit the Hot Dog and score the pinfall to retaint he title. Then DXLC proceeded to destroy the champion.

DXLC INSULTED BY KAO!

Kao obviously forged these news articles defaming our good name! See for yourself! Articles: 1 2 3

DECEMBER 2001, DARKNESS

1. Middlesex County/Public Access Television Title Unification Man Of Steel Hardcore Match: Sergeant Pain defeated Stray Dog
Last month, these two ignored all the rules and Dark Forsaken hastily suggested a title unification match! After the signed ref Joker showed a controversial quick count for the first pin, Kao attacked Joker & became the new ref! Kao counted a fall for Stray Dog, then Joker attacked Kao before the final fall and counted Pain as the winner!

2. 2/3 Falls Match: Hullywood defeated Kao
Fall 1: Punishment in the PIT ( One on One in the horse shoe pit. To win you gotta get out and have both feet hit the ground on the other side) was won by Hullywood when Kao threw him over the top of the fence! Fall 2: The Slam Table Match ( To win, slam your opponent through a table) was won by Kao as he slammed Hullywood through the table not once but twice as it didn't break the first time! Fall 3: Climbers 3 was won by Hullywood as Kao jumped at him and he used Kao's own momentum from a high flying move to reverse him & pin him! After the dust was settled, Dark Forsaken said that Hullywood was worthy of joining DXLC, but Joker saw that as a problem as DX was full. DF then agreed, and all of DXLC beat up Joker! Who would save Joker, but KAO!!?? The two stared eye to eye afterwards! What does it all mean?

NOVEMBER 2001, BLOODY SACRIFICE

1. Kao and Sergeant Pain defeated Hullywood and Stray Dog
Early in the match, Hullywood was knocked out with Artificial Kaos, and when Kao covered him, Stray Dog turned a blind eye, and Kao took the win! A victory for Pain is a victory for DX... thanks, Kao.

2. Public Access Television/Middlesex County Title Unification Match: Sergeant Pain vs. Stray Dog
The winner was to remain a champion, and the loser was to be forced to retire his title! The match went out of bound, and they started fighting dirty to the point that Dark Forsaken had to call off the match, when Stray Dog speared the boss! Dark Forsaken then said that this match should happen again next month, but hardcore... will it?

OCTOBER 2001, TRICK OR TRAGEDY

1. DSW Middlesex County Championship/DSW Canadian Title #1 Contender Slot/Kao's Active Career 3-on-1: Kao vs. Ploppy, ATF & Stray Dog
Joker made a stunning attack on Kao, but Kao and his goons overpowered the brave champion...

2. DSW Canadian Championship: Joker vs. ATF
Special referee Sgt. Pain attacked the cowardly ATF after a defenseless and tired Joker swung for a punch and fell down. Dark Forsaken joined Pain in the beating, until DXLC was attacked by other superstars. DX left with their heads held high, even after they were attacked senselessly.

3. Public Access Television Championship Shot Personas Match
Justice ended up the victor in a match involving Stray Dog, ATF, Ploppy, Kao, Sergeant Pain, Joker, Secret Machine & Eiros! This means our fearless Sarge must step up to Justice next month!

AUGUST 2001, DEAD HEAT

1. Joker Interview
Joker called out Dark Forsaken and insulted his fellow DX member until DF hit him with the Canadian title. When DF stood over Joker, Joker grabbed DF into an anklelock until he agreed to a Canadian title match.

2. Public Access Television Champion Kao & Middlesex County Champion Sergeant Pain defeated ATF & Stray Dog (with Ploppy)
After a lot of efficient tagging, Sergeant Pain turned against Kao and then left him to fend for himself. ATF got disqualified later on after a blatent low blow, then they proceeded to attack Kao. Why would Pain do such a thing?

3. Conferences With Sergeant Pain
Both Joker and Dark Forsaken pleaded their cases to Pain who was signed as referee for the title match, trying to get the odds on their side.

4. Triple Threat 2 Falls Double Title Match: Sergeant Pain defeated Kao for the Public Access Television title, Stray Dog defeated Kao for the middlesex County title
The first person to score a fall would win the PATV title, while the second got the MCC... once again, Kao was the victim of an onslaught.

5. DeGeneration-X Interview
Joker called out Dark Forsaken and said if there are any screwjobs, Joker will automatically win his belt. DF countered by saying if there was any foul play that DF gets Joker's cushy commish job.

6. DSW Canadian Championship: Joker defeated Dark Forsaken
Joker grabbed DF at the beginning of the match in a Dragon Sleeper, and Pain then said DF tapped... which he did not. Furious, DF called the match a screwjob. Kao announced that since it was a screwjob, DF is now the new commissioner. Joker shook DF's hand, laughed and said, "I guess you're the new commish." to which DF replied while laughing, "I guess that makes you Canadian champion!" Pain looked over and said, "I love you guys!" and they all hugged, and made a classic DX crotch chop.

7. Hardcore Elimination Lights Out Match: ATF defeated Kao, Ploppy
ATF defeated Kao after a truckload of DX interference. Kao was left laying after being beaten down by everyone in DSW except Dark Forsaken, who was the signed referee. Will Kao extract revenge next month? DX doesn't think so.

JULY 2001, CANADIAN DX CALIBER

A lot of negative energy was experienced last month... has it cleared up? Well, no matter what happens, Canadian DX Caliber will be shocked by DXLC.

1. Dark Side Brawl, Winner: ATF
Part way through, Joker came in and attacked Kao with the Middlesex belt, then let Pain pin him... what's up with that? Sure, it seemed that Dark Forsaken ran from Hullywood, but that was to the untrained eye. To the eye with brains, he was simply strategizing for an upcoming battle. 

JUNE 2001, ECLIPSE

Lord of Darkness was skipped last month, so we combined it into one event with Eclipse. The main Eclipse matches were the opening matches, and the winners of non-title matches and losers of title matches go on in the Lord of Darkness tournament. Dark Forsaken was the assigned referee for all matches, and was unable to defend the Canadian title.

Hullywood defeated Secret Machine & Eiros
It was to originally be a 3 way dance, but Joker made it a 2 on 1. However, when Hullywood pinned Eiros, I decided it had to be elimination rules... then he beat Secret Machine... our plans were foiled... 

APRIL 2001, DECEPTION

1. Interview: Commissioner Joker
The commish said if Kao wanted his job back, he must do his bidding. The first thing was he must face Bowling Man. Kao then decked Joker with a hammer (fake) before the match.

2. DSW Handyman Championship Elimination Match: Justice defeated Joker, Sergeant Pain
At the beginning of the match, ATF bowed out as champion, so referee Darkind declared the belt on the line between the remaining competitors! Joker had a strong showing, but was the first eliminated...

3. DSW Canadian Championship: Dark Forsaken defeated Eiros
Eiros seemingly had the upper hand throughout the match, but in the end, Eiros hit the ground pretty hard and was forced to quit the match, declaring Dark Forsaken the winner.

MARCH 2001, SAINTS NO MORE

1. DeGeneration X Interview
Joker said that the reason Lost Soul didn't attend is because he destroyed him.

2. Hullywood Interview
Kristofer Loid brought back Hullywood, but in the wrong era! Hullywood then went on record saying he's new and improved, and is vying for Dark Forsaken's title!

3. DSW Handyman Championship Heart Stopper Endurance Match
During the Hullywood/Secret Machine match, Dark Forsaken forced Hullywood's hand to tap out, and then hit him with a pipe! Joker had a very impressive showing in his match, but somehow couldn't pull off a win...

4. Kao vs. Stray Dog
Joker repeatedly told Kao to release a Kao Krossface, warning him he'd suspend him, but Kao gave Joker the finger and Joker suspended Kao for an undetermined time period... Kao then gave Joker Artificial Kaos, while Hullywood attacked referee Dark Forsaken!

FEBRUARY 2001, HEARTACHE

1. Hullywood Interview
Hullywood said he needed more experience, so he asked Christofer Loid to teleport him to the future, where he should return in November!

2. Referee Al Bert: Cold Fusion & Stray Dog defeated Train Conductor & Eiros
Train Conductor came out and called out 3 guys he said he had unfinished business with, but in the end, Cold Fusion pinned Train Conductor after the double hand slap!

3. Referee Vince MacMan: Kao defeated Anal Assassin
The debut of Anal Assassin went in the opposite direction of how he envisioned it!

4. Joker Interview
Joker's latest observation: Lost Soul is a fecal-feliac! He said Lost Soul loves the odours of feces... then he beat on him.

5. Heartstopper Last Slot Elimination Match, referee Sean Micheals: Justice defeated Lost Soul, Admiral
Since Justice made the cover, he gets the final slot in the Handyman Heartstopper endurance match, which is to be carried over to next month!

6. DSW Middlesex County Championship Journey Into Darkness, referee Dark Side Brawler: Cold Fusion defeated Stray Dog, Secret Machine and Eiros
Eiros and Secret Machine were pinned at the same time, then Cold Fusion pinned Stray Dog to win his first title!

7. DSW Public Access Television Championship Triple Triad Belt On The Cell Match, referee Ice Joker: Kreuger & Kao defeated Sergeant Pain
After a long and hard-fought match, with various weapons used, and Kreuger being busted wide open, Sergeant Pain grabbed the belt, it fell to the ground, where Kao & Kreuger both got it, and Ex-Commissioner Walzak decided to make his one last act as Commissioner, and said that they will share the belt?

8. DSW Canadian Championship, referee Kao: Dark Forsaken defeated Joker
The 2 degenerates gave each other various painful submissions, and Dark Forsaken was busted open after hitting a bad patch of ice during a Joker DDT, but in the end, Dark Forsaken nailed Joker with the Super Nova, followed by the Dark Rack!

JANUARY 2001, JOBFEST III

1. DSW Public Access Television Championship, Heavy Metal Hardcore Match, referee Schlong Connery: Kao defeated Sergeant Pain
With Joker saying Dark Forsaken was the new Canadian Champion (which was a lie as he never really beat Hullywood as they said he did), Joker stripped the Public Access Television belt from DF and put it on the line in this match in which Kao won.

2. DSW Middlesex County Championship Lumberjack match, referee Dark Side Brawler: Eiros defeated Secret Machine (with Kao, ATF, Joker, Lost Soul and Justice surrounding the ring)
The Brawler was magnificent, and Joker was kicking ass outside the ring!

3. DSW Handyman Championship Triple Triad/Last Man Standing/I Quit Match, referees Kao, Eiros, Joker: Justice vs. Lost Soul vs. ATF
The first to go was Lost Soul, which ended up in a LONG single match, which ended up as a draw. Joker would then decide to sign a rematch for the title, so as of now, there is no Handyman.

4. DSW Canadian Championship, referee Joker: Dark Forsaken defeated Hullywood
Earlier in the event, D-Generation X held a parade with DSW extras as followers, with DF showing off as the new Canadian Champion! Joker would then go on to say that if DF should win via pin, countout, whatever, he'd retain his title. Well, Hullywood was not there the entire event, so it was safe to say he wouldn't show... Joker started the count, then Hullywood's entrance theme played... and lo and behold, Hullywood ran through the snow from nowhere to destroy DF!  When Hullywood took off his shades, DF gave him an eye rake, followed by a headlock, which Hullywood reversed into a huge Atomic Drop! Hullywood then landed the big leg drop, but Joker wouldn't count the fall! When Hullywood when after him, DF hit Hullywood with a low blow, turning the match to his direction. During the match, DF gave a HUGE Undertaker-esque running DDT! In the end, when Hullywood went for a second leg drop, he was attacked by Joker, who would count the cover DF made on Hullywood for 3, and DF is FINALLY DSW Canadian Champion!

DECEMBER 2000, DARKNESS

1. Brother Hope Show: Hullywood
Brother Hope begged Hullywood for his title, telling him it was giving him nothing but trouble, stating that Hullywood has lost his business, had fruit land on him, and other things since winning the belt, but Hullywood replied, "HELL NO!"

2. Middlesex County Championship, referee Splash Folly: Eiros defeated Stray Dog
Splash Folly was enigmatic!

3. Referee Cactus Vic: ForeverKAOS (Kao & ATF) defeated Sgt. Pain & Hullywood
The newly appointed Commissioner, Joker, had stated this match be anything goes! After the match, Dark Forsaken and Sgt. Pain ran off with Hullywood's title, as Dark yelled, "It's mine! You don't have it anymore!" then flipped off Hullywood, gestured for him to "Suck it!", and took off! Could Sgt. Pain be the third of four members of D-Generation X? I'll reveal it here on the DX site soon...

NOVEMBER 2000, BLOODY SACRIFICE

DSW Middlesex County Championship, referee Crude Dude: Stray Dog defeated Secret Machine
The Crude Dude offered advice to the Machine, but to no avail, as the Pedigree struck her. Then, Crude Dude went on to say that the Dark Side Brawler had been badmouthing him, so he attacked the Brawler!

Referee Fang: Cold Fusion defeated Eiros
Fang came out with his trademark viscous liquid, drank it, and then reeree'd the match.

DSW Canadian Championship Belt on a Cell, Referee Master Ass: "Hullywood" Ted Lester defeated Sergeant Pain
Master Ass had the crowd in hysterics, as he tried to climb the cell, but kept falling down, all the while making sure everyone knew his name. Afterwards, Dark Forsaken and Joker did an interview, with DF acting as Hullywood, insulting him mercilessly until Hullywood could take it no more, and chased him off!

40 Minute Man of Steel Match, referee Dark Forsaken: Kao (12 falls +) defeated Ice Joker (11 falls)
Dark Forsaken gave Kao the Artificial Kaos early in the match which ended with one final Artificial Kaos by Kao which destroyed Ice Joker, exiling him from DSW for 6 months, allowing Joker to return and join D-Generation X!