JobFest

January has been known for the Dark Side Games where matches are signed, then a match type is drawn live. Anything's possible at one of DSW's MAIN EVENTS!

The match types are as follows:
1. Normal rules
2. No disqualifications
3. No countouts
4. Falls count anywhere
5. No holds barred
6. Weapons
7. Hardcore (Match types 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 apply)
8. Dark Side Brawl (Eliminated if thrown from the ring's boundaries)
9. Submission
10. Iron Man (Given Time Limit of # of wrestlers multiplied by 10 Minutes)
11. Blindfold
12. Bat
13. Lumberjack (All other wrestlers outside the ring)
14. Ladder (If we can get an unbreakable ladder = see JobFest I results)
15. Two out of Three falls
16. Ten Count match (falls count anywhere and when someone is pinned the one who was pinned has ten seconds to get back into the ring.)

Dark Side Wrestling Presents JobFest IV
January 21, 2002 - 6:30 PM
Live from DSW Park in London, Ontario, Canada

News Flash: DeGeneration-X: London Chapter Insulted
Kao has brought some news articles to our attention, and Dark Forsaken has claimed the reports on himself to be false... you be the judge! Articles: 1 2 3

1. DeGeneration-X: London Chapter Interview
After a few minutes of complimenting his crew, Dark Forsaken signed Sergeant Pain & Hullywood to face Stray Dog & ATF later on in a tag match. Hullywood said he will p erform a live drawing and face whoever he picks, and stated that Kao did not have to give up his wrestling rights to become Hullywood's manager after last month's match if he followed 3 stipulations in tonight's Canadian title match. Sergeant Pain was to be the outside ring enforcer and Dark Forsaken and Hullywood himself were to be the referees, the match had to be legit and not a screw job, and... well, Kao interrupted before hand and attacked Dark Forsaken and Pain and then slammed Hullywood through a table.

2. Dark Side Brawl: ATF
In a match that included Sergeant Pain, Joker, Kao, Hullywood, Stray Dog, and the Dark Forsaken himself, ATF once again came out on top!

3. ATF & Stray Dog defeated Hullywood & Sergeant Pain
In a match with tons of interference, in the end, Dark Forsaken was about to call the match a double DQ when ATF & Stray Dog gave him a Con-Box-To! Kao then used Dark Forsaken's hand to count a 3 count fall for ATF & Stray Dog over his own troops, DXLC!

4. Eiros defeated John Campbell
"That's not a bad thing, that's a good thing!" Campbell would say whenever he caught Eiros in mid move, until Eiros would counter that counter with a new move. Eiros then went on to hit the Proper Papers for the win.

5. DSW Handyman Championship Random Live Drawing: Hullywood defeated ATF
Hullywood picked himself twice in the random drawing, but then said in the interest of fairness, he'd pick names to eliminate until one name was left. That name was ATF! The two battled for about a good solid half hour until Hullywood hit the Stunner, ATF's own move, and then hit the Hullywood Leg Drop and retained his title! ATF then responded with a beating.

6. DSW Canadian Championship: Joker defeated Kao
These 2 have been through everything together, and they squared off one more time... Kao worked on Joker's limbs like an expert, and Joker pulled out some of his martial arts skills. The two fought outside the ring, in the ring, with weapons, until they eventually ended up on a picnic table where Kao gave Strum to Joker all over the ring. Kao then went for a frog splash but missed the mark, which gave Joker an opportunity to hit the Hot Dog and score the pinfall to retaint he title. Then DXLC proceeded to destroy the champion.

Dark Side Wrestling Presents JobFest III
January 7, 2001 - 12:00 PM
Live from DSW Park in London, Ontario, Canada

1. DSW Public Access Television Championship, Heavy Metal Hardcore Match, referee Schlong Connery: Kao defeated Sergeant Pain
With Joker saying Dark Forsaken was the new Canadian Champion (which was a lie as he never really beat Hullywood as they said he did), Joker stripped the Public Access Television belt from DF and put it on the line in this match. This was a 2 out of 3 falls match, where if you score 1 fall, you can use weapons legally until the end of the match! The first to score a fall was Kao (who jumped from 15 feet on to Pain with a forearm), then Pain (who broke a wooden pole over Kao's back), then Kao would score the second fall which would give him the DSW Public Access Television title, which was only previously held by 2 people in its 3 years, making Kao the first DSW superstar to hold all 5 belts!

2. DSW Middlesex County Championship Lumberjack match, referee Dark Side Brawler: Eiros defeated Secret Machine (with Kao, ATF, Joker, Lost Soul and Justice surrounding the ring)
The lightest of the light in this division squared off! When EVERY little opportunity arose for the ones outside to pound on the combattants arose, they took full advantage of it! In the end, Eiros was victorious!

3. DSW Handyman Championship Triple Triad/Last Man Standing/I Quit Match, referees Kao, Eiros, Joker: Justice vs. Lost Soul vs. ATF
The first to go was Lost Soul, which ended up in a LONG single match, which ended up as a draw. Joker would then decide to sign a rematch for the title, so as of now, there is no Handyman.

4. DSW Canadian Championship, referee Joker: Dark Forsaken defeated Hullywood
Earlier in the event, D-Generation X held a parade with DSW extras as followers, with DF showing off as the new Canadian Champion (which he wasn't)! Joker would then go on to say that if DF should win via pin, countout, whatever, he'd "retain his title". Well, Hullywood was not there the entire event, so it was safe to say he wouldn't show... Joker started the count, then Hullywood's entrance theme played... and lo and behold, the champ ran through the snow from nowhere to destroy DF! DF fell to his knees saying "WHAT!?" then backed off, tried to persuade the champ to leave him alone, but the champ wouldn't budge. When Hullywood took off his shades, DF gave him an eye rake, followed by a headlock, which Hullywood reversed into a huge Atomic Drop! Hullywood then landed the big leg drop, but Joker wouldn't count the fall! When Hullywood when after him, DF hit Hullywood with a low blow, turning the match to his direction. In the end, when Hullywood went for a second leg drop, he was attacked by Joker, who would count the cover DF made on Hullywood for 3, and DF is FINALLY DSW Canadian Champion!

Dark Side Wrestling Presents JobFest II
January 22, 2000 - 11:00 AM
Live from DSW Park in London, Ontario, Canada

1. Submission, referee = Sniper: Big Ploppy Plump defeated Joker
Before JobFest II began, Ploppy was seen having trouble getting to the arena by himself! Near the end of his match with Joker, Joker attempted a figure-four leglock, which in turn made Ploppy somehow fall on Joker's leg, crushing it! Ploppy then looked as though he ate his hand off, looking for even more to eat! Joker gave up to the pain in his leg, much to the delight of Sniper, then Ploppy passed out on Joker's leg, and it took two forklifts to move him off (so we think). Ploppy was revived later on by paramedics (we were told).

2. Bat on the Climbers, referee = Dude Dark: John Campbell defeated Executioner
Making his debut, John Campbell, a retired horseracer, started off by shoveliing what he thought was manure out of the ring. Partway through the match, John climbed the climbers, grabbed the bat from Dude Dark (he was refereeing from there) and the match went back & forth until John pulled off his first victory!

3. 2 out of 3 falls, DSW Tag Team Championship, referees = Ice Joker, Vedic: BioHazard (Kao & Kreuger) defeated nWo Ref & Executioner
Early on in the match, an unbelievable move occured... Kreuger had Pain on his shoulders, and Kao gave Pain a reverse DDT off his shoulders from the top of the climbers! The falls were tied 1 to 1 well into the match, but Ice joker became injured and a new ref, Vedic of the Founders, was put in. He actually called it fairly! Executioner was in for the majority of the match, and in the end, BioHazard kept the belts by defeating Pain with the Toxic Waste Drop!

4. No countouts, DSW Canadian Championship #1 Contender Slot, referee = Darkind: Ice Joker defeated Kreuger
Earlier on in the tag title match, Ice Joker offered beer to Kreuger, but Kreuger inadvertantly stabbed Ice in the ribs (so I hear) with the bottle. Ice was angry, and dominated the match. Ice Joker defeated Kreuger when Kreuger passed out from the Maple Leaf Sleep.

5. Falls count anywhere, referee = Vedic: Sgt. Pain/Malice defeated Executioner
The Executioner contended with 3... yes 3 members of the Founders of Darkness! He held up well, but was disqualified in the end for use of a weapon, and then the entire crew of the Founders of Darkness, BioHazard, Sgt. Pain and the Outcasts. He then got up after the beating, the FoD ran off, and Executioner demanded a Gauntlet match against them next month!

6. Hardcore 20 minute Iron Man Lumberjack match, DSW Canadian Championship, referee = Dark Forsaken: Kao defeated Sgt. Pain
Two months ago, Dyrus offered Vedic to spare his life for a title shot at JobFest II. Vedic gave the match, but then snapped Dyrus' neck from behind, saying Kao gets the shot. Kao then revealed that he & Vedic were in cahoots in the new crew of the Founders of Darkness! This match was awesome. With the use of a steel chair, Kao & Pain delivered some painful moves to one another, even though both were in the FoD. Kao delivered Pedigrees, Senton Bombs, Leg Drops and various other moves off the chair, and Pain delivered devastating Pump Kicks to the high flying Kao. In the end of the time limit, it was tied 2 to 2, so Dark Forsaken declared sudden death overtime, and Kao ended with a Rock Bottom while leaping off the chair to Pain, leading to a Chaotic Elbow off the chair to Pain, signifying a new champion of Dark Side Wrestling, Kao!

Dark Side Wrestling Presents JobFest I
January 23, 1999 - 2:00 PM
Live from Dark Field in London, Ontario, Canada

Before the event started, Gorbachev made an appearance, and Mike threw him through a window! (A plastic head of Gorbachev) Dark Forsaken then announced all the matches, then DSW Champion Ploppy announced that he had a new NWO, including the 2 who showed up late. He then said that if kao wins with no interference, that he'd let everyone else cut his hair!

1. Twisted Steel Final Slot Fatal 4-Way Match with referee Dude Dark: Mike defeated Nathan, Justin & Ira
Mike and Nathan started out, then Ira and Justin arrived late, so they joined in the frey. When Dude Dark's annoying song & dance ended, Nathan was eliminated by the other 3 sitting on top of him, then the newly announced nWo members, Ira and Justin, were disqualified, leaving Mike victorious!

Darkind then made an announcement that if Ice Joker wins, Darkind would retire, and if Dark Forsaken wins, Ice Joker would become part of the corporate team! Then, the president forced Ice Joker to ref the next match.

2. Heavyweight Title Match with referee Ice Joker: kao defeated Ploppy
An impressive showing from kao, from a people's elbow to a Rock Bottom, lead to kao winning the DSW Heavyweight Title back, then taking off his DX shirt with a red & black NWO shirt underneath! All were stunned while Ploppy used a pen to write (almost) nWo on the belt! Then, kao attacked Ploppy from behind with the belt, and a brouhaha happened.

Dark Forsaken then announced that kao & Ploppy would be #1 & 2 in next month's Twisted Steel Match. 2 men start, when 1 is eliminated, the next comes out, & the winner gets a title shot at next month's event. If the champ wins somehow, well, we'll see.

3. New Hardcore Title Ladder Match: Dark Forsaken (w/Socko) defeated Ice Joker (w/Gorby)
This match was pretty good, if I do say so myself. When Dark Forsaken came out, he threw various weapons into the fighting area, including a children's tricycle! Midway through the match, Ice Joker slammed Dark's back into the ladder, ran at the ladder, and crushed Dark, and bent the ladder, rendering it unclimbable. Afterwards, Ice Joker stacked 2 steel chairs on top of Dark, and jumped on him, crushing him yet again! Dark would then take Gorby, headbutt him a few times, put him on the ground, and deliver a People's Leg Drop! Since the ladder was destroyed, Dark used a steel chair, jumped a few times until he finally grabbed the Hardcore title, to become the new Hardcore champ, and Ice to become his new corporate lackey. After the match, Dark locked Ice's legs through the ladder and gave some submission through the ladder, tied his shoes together through the ladder to trip him when he ran at him, then everyone attacked the corporate lackey. In the end, Dark & Joker shook hands. What'll happen next month?