Dark Side Wrestling
Presents Deception
April 8, 2001 - 12:00 PM
Live from DSW Park in London, Ontario, Canada
1. Press Conference: Ploppy Bowers
Ploppy pointed out that everyone should write their own storylines &
have fun.
2. Interview:
Commissioner Joker
The commish said if Kao wanted his job back, he must do his bidding. The
first thing was he must face Bowling Man. Kao then decked Joker with a hammer
(fake) before the match.
3. Kao defeated The
Bowling Man
Anal Assassin was supposed to face Bowling Man, but was a no show.
4. DSW Middlesex County
Championship: Cold Fusion defeated Stray Dog
Stray Dog just couldn't upend the champion this time. When will it be the
Dog's time to shine?
5. Interview: Hullywood
Hullywood pointed out with "videotape" that Dark Forsaken bought off
Secret Machine, but Dark Forsaken denied it, although the evidence was pretty
hard to deny!
6. Hullywood defeated Secret Machine
The Machine destroyed Hullywood with endless moves, even breaking his
ankle (fake) with an ankle lock! Dark Forsaken then declared the match must have
a winner, so Hullywood persevered to eventually win the match!
7. DSW Handyman Championship
Elimination Match: Justice defeated Joker, Sergeant Pain
At the beginning of the match, ATF bowed out as champion, so referee
Darkind declared the belt on the line between the remaining competitors!
8. DSW Canadian Championship:
Dark Forsaken defeated Eiros
Eiros seemingly had the upper hand throughout the match, but in the end,
Eiros hit the ground pretty hard and was forced to quit the match, declaring
Dark Forsaken the winner.
Dark Side Wrestling
Presents Sunday Morning Meat (Pre-Show)
April 30, 2000 - 1:30 PM
Live from Joker's Courtyard in London, Ontario, Canada
1. Status Update: Lord Hully
The status of Lord Hully's status was unknown... we now know he was shot
last month (fake gun, staged, don't worry, kids). He was finished off by severe ear
trauma, and now Lord Hully II has taken his place.
2. Referee Suicide Asche: nWo Ref defeated
Lord Hully II
nWo Ref defeated the heir to the throne via a Double Arm DDT.
3. Referee nWo Ref: John Campbell defeated
Master Challenged
He's The Man of 1,000 Disabilities, the Invalid's Champion, and the 3-Time
Special Olympics Champion. After stumbling around, and putting a sleeperhold on a tree,
Master Challenged lost his debut match to John Campbell via a Front Face Suplex.
4. Bonus Match, Referee Eiros: Horny
Squirrel defeated the Brute
Horny Squirrel made his debut, entering to the theme of Bloodhound Gang's
Bad Touch, and he defeated the Brute via the Stunner! During the match, however, some
eerie music played, which caused all participants to stop what they were doing...
Dark Side Wrestling
Presents Amplified Anguish
April 30, 2000 - 2:00 PM
Live from Joker's Courtyard in London, Ontario, Canada
1. Triangle Elimination Match, referee
Victor VonBokChoi: Iron Gut defeated Ice Joker and Boxcar Dave
The Canadian Patriot had a title defense free night, but all the men in this
battle were the same size as him, if not bigger! Boxcar Dave was the first to go, then
Iron Gut had to Splash Ice Joker not once, but twice to eliminate him! Oh, and that eerie
music played again...
2. 2-On-1 Elimination Match, referee FB16:
The Executioner defeated Captain Slaughter and Beast
Kao was supposed to ref this match, but FB16 asked to take his place. The
Executioner is proving himself... he defeated both Captain Slaughter and the Beast. Oh,
and that eerie music played again...
3. Dark Side Wrestling Tag Team
Championship Elimination Match, referee Vedic: Eiros & Train Conductor defeated the
New Age Outcasts (Malice & Suicide)
Pre-match, Malice ate some food that John Campbell fed him. Campbell seems
insistant on joining the Culinary Warriors, but being around horses & manure all day,
how does his food taste? Apparently, not good. Half way through the match, Malice keeled
over, spewing blood from his mouth! (Fake blood, don't worry, kids!) So now, the
undefeated Eiros and the Train Conductor are the new DSW Tag Team Champions! Oh, and that
eerie music played again...
4. Interview: Sniper
The owner of Dark Side Wrestling had something to get off his chest...
basically, Sniper says that the Founders are in control too much, and he's introducing the
Middlesex County Championship for anyone ranked 5 or below, and a match next month will be
a 30 minute Iron Man match with as many people who qualify for the title participating!
Also, I'm not retiring from DSW.
5. 8-Man Elimination Match, Referee Dark
Forsaken: Jag, Stray Dog, Hillbilly Gilly and the Executioner defeated The Founders of
Darkness (Kreuger, Joker, FB16 and Sgt. Pain)
Kreuger was the first to go. He was so "drunk" that he fell to the ground
and was pinned at the beginning of the match! Well, after a lot of cheating and holding
back the opposing team from entering the ring, all that from Dark Forsaken didn't help the
Founders win. In the end, Jag defeated Joker.
Dark Side Wrestling
Presents The 1st Double Elimination Tournament
April 1998
Live From A.B. Lucas Secondary School in London, Ontario, Canada
Winners brackets
Sgt. Pain defeated Cold Fusion
Joker defeated Bob Lobblaw
kao defeated Ploppy
Dark Forsaken defeated Hillbilly Gilly
Joker defeated Sgt. Pain
kao defeated Dark Forsaken
Joker defeated kao
Losers brackets
Bob Lobblaw defeated Cold Fusion
Hillbilly Gilly defeated Ploppy
Sgt. Pain defeated Bob Lobblaw
Dark Forsaken defeated Hillbilly Gilly
Dark Forsaken defeated Sgt. Pain
Dark Forsaken defeated kao
Finale
Joker defeated Dark Forsaken