Dark Side Wrestling
Presents Saints No More
March 11, 2001 - 12:00 PM
Live from Joker's Courtyard in London, Ontario, Canada
1. DeGeneration X Interview
Joker said that the reason Lost Soul didn't attend is because he destroyed him.
2. Hullywood Interview
Kristofer Loid brought back Hullywood, but in the wrong era! Hullywood then went
on record saying he's new and improved, and is vying for Dark Forsaken's title!
3. DSW Handyman Championship
Heart Stopper Endurance Match
After Hullywood kicked out of 3 Artificial Kaoses, he responded with a
big body slam and leg drop! In the next round, Dark Forsaken forced Hullywood's
hand to tap out, and then hit him with a pipe! After a couple of entire DSW
roster brouhahas, Eiros had a 2-win streak, Admiral went on to a 3-win streak to
win the endurance match!
Fleet
Admiral T.C. defeated Joker
Fleet
Admiral T.C. defeated Sergeant Pain
Fleet
Admiral T.C. defeated Eiros
Eiros
defeated Stray Dog
Eiros
defeated Secret Machine
Secret
Machine defeated Hullywood
Hullywood
defeated Kao
4. Kao vs. Stray Dog
The winner of this match isn't clear in my mind, but after various
Shooting Star Presses and Senton Bombs by Kao, he was then attacked by Admiral
& Dog, hit with a Twin Stunner, and then Kao went berserk and wouldn't let
one of them loose from the Kao Crossface! Joker repeatedly told him to let go,
warning him he'd suspend him, but Kao gave Joker the finger and Joker suspended
Kao for an undetermined time period... Kao then gave Joker Artificial Kaos,
while Hullywood attacked referee Dark Forsaken!
Dark Side Wrestling
Presents Sunday Morning Meat (Pre-Show)
March 12, 2000 - 11:00 AM
Live from Joker's Courtyard in London, Ontario, Canada
1. Referee King Hully: Eiros defeated John
Campbell
Eiros made his debut, and defeated John Campbell via the Pedigree.
2. North Pole Match, Referee Kao: Cold
Fusion defeated Ice Joker
The long awaited North Pole match finally happened, and Ice Joker lost, not making
his upcoming title opportunity look good...
Dark Side Wrestling
Presents Saints No More
March 12, 2000 - 11:30 AM
Live from Joker's Courtyard in London, Ontario, Canada
1. Tag Team Championship Decision
The Outcasts made their Dark Side Wrestling return, and Vedic relinquished
his half of the Tag Team Championship. He then made his farewell speech to active
competition. It seems however that Malice has no microphone skills.
2. Referee Monsieur Fuagra: Hillbilly Gilly
defeated John Campbell
Campbell was 0 for 2 that day... Hillbilly Gilly wanted to prove himself to
the Founders of Darkness. Could beating John Campbell be the key? The new DSW referee,
Monsieur Fuagra, made his debut in this match. Something was afoot, seeing his culinary
attitude...
3. Referee Vedic: Eiros defeated King Hully
King Hully used his Royal Scepter, but out of nowhere, Kao came out to help
his protoge Eiros by Powerbombing him onto the King, then Eiros got the pin!
4. Referee Dark Forsaken: Stray Dog
defeated Joker via disqualification
The Founders of Darkness came in half way through the match and pummelled
Stray Dog, after someone came through the crowd and gave Joker a jumping DDT.
5. Dark Chat: Kreuger
Kreuger stated he's not going to take any more crap, and then a newcomer
came in wearing a gas mask, and shot (fake gun, folks) Kreuger in the arm, then stood over
him and shot him in the chest! We were told that Kreuger was rushed to the hospital.
6. DSW Tag Team Championship #1 Contender
Spot, referee Monsieur Fuagra: Suicide Asche defeated Iron Gut (w/Victor VonBokChoi), The
Brute, and the Train Conductor
When the Outcasts took off with the belts, it turned out that they were not
yet ready for BBOW, so they have returned to DSW but are being watched big time. Vedic
announced that he's no longer actively competing, but he'll manage Malice and a tag team
partner of Vedic's choosing. He's signing 4 top contenders for the Tag Team Titles in a
war, and he'll decide who deserves to be the co-holder of the titles after it's all over.
Brute was the first eliminated, then the Conductor. In the end, after Iron Gut ate hands,
feet & other stuff, he held Asche while Fuagra threw flour at the Asche, but hit Iron
Gut! Asche pinned Iron Gut to become half of the new tag team champions!
7. Referee Commissioner Walzak: Cold Fusion
vs. Stray Dog
Both men in this match were attacked half way through the match to cause the
match to be thrown out! FB16 attacked Fusion, and Conductor attacked Dog.
8. DSW Canadian Championship, No
Disqualifications, referee Sniper: Ice Joker defeated Kao
So many weapons were thrown into the ring and used! Ice Joker threw Kao off the
ramp, then Sniper threw Ice Joker off the ramp, telling him to go after him! When it was
all said & done, a front face piledriver and pendulum crab finished off Kao to give
Ice Joker the Canadian Championship, his dream come true!
Dark Side Wrestling
Presents March Manipulation
March 21, 1999 - 1:00 PM
Live from ACG's Crib in London, Ontario, Canada
1. Dark Chat: The Uneducated Bum
The Uneducated Bum announced that he put Kreuger in a hospital.
2. FB16 defeated Flyguy
FB16 destroyed Flyguy, who was some sort of gymnast.
3. NO SHOW: Mike vs. Seargent Pain
Neither participant made it.
4. #1 Contender spot for Heavyweight Title:
FB16 defeated Mike
Mike never showed, so FB16 was awarded the #1 contender spot automatically,
and fought in a triple threat match against the Uneducated Bum & Joker.
5. MAIN EVENT = DSW Heavyweight Title
Triple Threat match: The Uneducated Bum vs. FB16 vs. Joker
Since Dark Forsaken has been befallen by an illness, he can't wrestle, so
the Uneducated Bum was given an opportunity to face the Heavyweight Champion in a Triple
Threat with the #1 contender! As for the bad weather theory, it never failed, only this
was the worst weather yet: HAIL! The 2 special referees were announced as Jess and
Darkind, but mid-match, Darkind took off, and Dark Forsaken refereed the rest in the ring.
It was a long and spectacular match, with many double team moves by Joker & FB16 on
the Bum, but in the end, the Bum was eliminated via pinfall by Joker, and FB16 was
eliminated via a submission to the cross armbar of Joker, and Joker kept his title.
Post-match, Kreuger reappeared and attacked FB16 & Joker!