July's main event is a Dark Side Brawl, which is where every 2:00 a new wrestler enters the ring until all wrestlers have entered. When a wrestler is pinned or submits, they are eliminated!
Dark Side Wrestling
Presents Canadian Caliber
Saturday, July 15, 2001 - 12:00 PM
Live From DSW Park in London, Ontario, Canada
1. Dark Side Brawl, Winner: ATF
In a rumble that saw many superstars like Stray Dog, Hullywood, Kao, Bowling
Man, Dead Man, Sergeant Pain, Eiros and more, ATF walked out with the win! Part
way through, Joker came in and attacked Kao with the Middlesex belt, then let
Pain pin him... what's up with that?
Dark Side Wrestling
Presents Canadian Caliber
Saturday, July 15, 2000 - 11:00 AM
Live From Eiros' Endless Field in London, Ontario, Canada
1. Interview: Kao
Kao said Jag sleeps with his sister, just to get him very angry...
2. Interview: Joker
Joker brought back his jokes, and this time, his target was Eiros, as he
stated, "an 85 year old pygmy"!
3. Tag Team Championship 3-Team Elimination
Match, Referee Dark Forsaken: BioHazard (Kao & Kreuger) defeated London-Arva
Connection (Hillbilly Gilly & Jag), Stray Dog & Train Conductor
The London-Arva Connection started off strong. Kao & Kreuger tangled a
bit, but Kreuger's "Wet Noodle" was too much for Jag, and Kreuger pinned him.
Then, Stray Dog tried to fight off BioHazard, and couldn't get a tag from Train Conductor.
In the end, BioHazard won with the Toxic Discharge.
4. Chance of a Lifetime Match, Referee Dark
Forsaken: Train Conductor defeated Joker
Train Conductor was victorious, and became the new #1 contender for the Middlesex County
title. Dark Forsaken threw flour into Joker's eyes, then the Conductor gave him the
Stunner, and Dark Forsaken counted the pin. Post match, Joker gave Dark Forsaken his new
finisher, the Goozleberry, and Kao made the save, but the damage was done.
5. Middlesex County Championship 3-Way
Elimination match, Referees BioHazard: Stray Dog defeated Eiros, Hillbilly Gilly
Cold Fusion was a no-show, so Stray Dog & Hillbilly Gilly were thrown into the match,
seeing as they were the #1 contenders. BioHazard cheated out Hillbilly & Eiros, and
forced Stray Dog to be victorious, in his first, but not long, title reign.
6. Middlesex County Championship, Referees
Kreuger, Hillbilly Gilly, Dark Forsaken: Train Conductor defeated Stray Dog
Two referees quit, so Dark Forsaken called the rest of the match, which ended with
a Stunner out of nowhere, giving Tarin Conductor his second title win, and Stray Dog the
shortest DSW title reign in history.
7. Hardcore Match, Referee Joker: Kao
defeated Jag
Tables, chairs, brown knucks, anything not nailed down was used int his
match. Kao pulled off some fantastic high flying maneuvers such as a Dragon Attack, and a
Diving Headbutt, while Jag proved himself with such moves as a Drop Toehold onto a chair
and a Flying Swinging DDT. In the end, Kao reversed Jag's Jumping DDT into an Artificial
Kaos through a table. This feud may not be over...
8. Dark Side Brawl, Referee Joker: Kreuger
wins
Kao started off in the ring, and a late entry made his way into the ring... the
Dark Side Brawler! He flipped off everyone, then Kao looked him in the eye, gave him
Artificial Kaos, and pinned him. The end of the Dark Side Brawler. Next to enter was Jag,
and the feud was reborn. Then came Hillbilly Gilly, Eiros, Kreuger and Stray Dog. During
the long & tedious match, tempers flared & moves were done, but in the end,
Kreuger defeated Kao as Kao disqualified himself by attacking Joker and Kreuger with a
board.
9. Canadian Championship, Referee Dark
Forsaken: Joker defeated Kreuger
Back & forth, these powerhouses hit each other with everything they had left in
their tanks, but Joker was victorious with his new finishing move, the Goozleberry.
10. Interview: Hillbilly Gilly
Hillbilly Gilly wants Tag Team gold with his associate, Jag.
Dark Side Wrestling
Presents House Show #1
July 1, 1999 - 5:00 PM
Live From Dark Forsaken Field in London, Ontario, Canada
1. Hully Gully defeated Ice Joker and
Sergeant Pain w/referee Dark Forsaken
This was a dark match (not part of the actual July event, but a taste of things to come).
Hully Gully made his debut, and pounded on both Pain and Ice Joker. Pain eventually had
enough and left the ring, and then the other two combatants brawled it out. Hully Gully
then executed the Checkered Flag and Ice Joker submitted. No surprise there. When will Ice
Joker finally win a match, or will Joker finally return?
After the event, Dark Forsaken announced that he in fact did NOT face Kreuger last month... he sent in Handsome Dark Hendrix instead! This means that the Corporation is still fully intact, but for how long? A match signed for this month's event says the Corporation may be standing on its last legs...
Dark Side Wrestling
Presents July Justification
July 24, 1999 - 1:00 PM
Live From Kreuger's Krib in London, Ontario, Canada
1. Interview: "Big Daddy Dark"
Dark Forsaken announced there are 3 members of the Corporation, and he fired Sergeant
Pain!
2. Handsome Dark Hendrix
Handsome Dark came out to announce the match, and Joker came to the ring and stabbed him
to death (fake knife, don't worry, kids, it's staged)!
3. Dude Dark's Dark Side: Mr. Ghostface
Mr. Ghostface revealed himself as Cyrus! Post interview, Joker killed Dude Dark!
4. DSW Tag Team Championship: FB16 &
Kreuger defeated Dark Humor
The match started with Darkind entering missing Ice Joker... Joker came to
the ring, called Darkind an idiot, and off'd him! Then Joker told FB16 to beat him and
take the belts. FB16 gave Darkind's fallen body the Chaos Elbow and pinned him to win the
Tag Team titles!
5. DSW Heavyweight Championship: FB16
defeated Hully Gully
Hully Gully's first match was a win vs. Ice Joker, but his abilities weren't
enough to withstand the onslaught by FB16 who dominated the match with a couple Chaos
Elbows and Rock Bottoms!
6. Corporation
"Big Daddy Dark" announced the new Corporation as himself, FB16 and Kreuger!
Post interview, "Big Daddy Dark" was murdered by Joker! The new stronger
corporation hit a small snag...
7. DSW Public Access Television
Championship "I Quit" Match: Dark Forsaken lost to Joker
Pre-match, all of Dark Forsaken's dead personalities fed the spirit of the true Dark Forsaken!
Many moves here by both athletes, highlights included Joker's Atomic Drop to Inverted
Atomic Drop to DDT, a hurricanrana off the ground on Joker by Dark Forsaken, Joker's Trist
Twist and Icebreaker weren't enough, Dark Forsaken's Dark Rack wasn't the key to victory
as it was reversed into an ankle twist by Joker, which finally brought the battered body
of Dark Forsaken to a halt. All wrestlers needed to get out of the heat, so the Dark one
had a heart of gold and let it happen. Post-match, the new champ was hit with a baseball
bat by Kreuger, and the Corporation proceeded to assault the Joker, who fought them off
easily. The angry one is back!