Eclipse

Ah, June... once it was the Gorby Awards, now it is Dark Side Wrestling's second main event!

Dark Side Wrestling Presents Eclipse
June 2, 2001 - 12:00 PM
Live From DSW Park in London, Ontario, Canada

The final Dark Side Wrestling event. What better event to make either answer apparent than Eclipse, DSW's second main event. This event was reported by Joker, as Dark Forsaken did not attend this event.

1. 20 Minute Best Boyd Match: Stray Dog and ATF wrestled to a time limit draw
2. DSW Middlesex County Championship: Eiros defeated Kao
3. DSW Handyman Championship: Stray Dog defeated Hullywood
4. DSW Public Access Television Championship: Sergeant Pain defeated Kao
5. DSW Canadian Championship Triple Threat: Kao defeated Sergeant Pain & Hullywood
6. Dark Side Brawl Winner: ATF

Dark Side Wrestling Presents Eclipse
June 3, 2001 - 12:00 PM
Live From DSW Park in London, Ontario, Canada

Lord of Darkness was skipped last month, so we combined it into one event this month. The main Eclipse matches were the opening matches, and the winners of non-title matches and losers of title matches go on in the Lord of Darkness tournament.

Opening Round Bracket 1
Dark Side Wrestling Middlesex County Championship: Sgt. Pain defeated Kao
Stray Dog gets a bye

Opening Round Bracket 2
Eiros vs. Secret Machine = Draw
Hullywood gets a bye

Second Round Bracket 1
Kao defeated Stray Dog
Hullywood defeated Eiros & Secret Machine (in an elimination match)

Final Round
Kao defeated Hullywood

Cold Fusion was stripped of the title due to not showing up to defend it. Sergeant Pain finally became Middlesex County champion in a match with Kao to determine who gets the vacated belt. Kao became Lord of Darkness for 2001, making him the first to hold ALL titles of DSW.

Dark Side Wrestling Presents The Gorby Awards Ceremony
June 11, 2000 - 2:00 PM
Live From Big Al's Auditorium in London, Ontario, Canada

Category - Winner - Recipient (If Applicable)
Best Boyd - Phil Boyd
Best CD - Volume 6 - kao
Best DSW Event - Lord of Darkness
Best Episode of Iron Chef - Sommelier
Best Finishing Move - Toxic Discharge - Ploppy
Best Overall Apearance As A Wrestler - Dark Forsaken - Dark Forsaken
Best Party - WrestleMania All Day Long - Nathan
Best Referee - Dark Forsaken - Dark Forsaken
Best Theme Song - Culinary Warriors - Ploppy
Best Weapon - Eiros - Perry
Biggest Babyface - Joker - Joker
Biggest Heel - Dark Forsaken - Dark Forsaken
Biggest Impact - Dean Cherry - Dean
Favourite WWF Match of the Year - Backlash 2000: Showster vs. Kurt Angle
Funniest Moment of the Year - Backlash 2000: Showster vs. Kurt Angle
Funniest Votes - Mike Wilson - Mike
Highest Work Ethic - Grant Boyd - Grant
In the Best Shape of His Life - Sgt. Pain - Sgt. Pain
Individuality - Steve Boyd - Steve
Looks Most Like A Wrestler - Bull Buchanan - Sgt. Pain
Match of the Year - June 2000: Middlesex County Iron Man Match - Perry
Moment Caught on Old Videos - Duke "The Dumpster" Droese falling down
Most Annoying DSW Event - Deception
Most Annoying Gimmick - Executioner - Dave
Most Helpful Superstar - Dark Forsaken - Dark Forsaken
Most Improved Wrestler - Cold Fusion - Cold Fusion
Most Shcocking Moment - Kao/BioHazard's Return - kao
Most Shocking Moment in Wrestling This Year - Mick Foley losing at WrestleMania
Superstar of the Year - kao - kao
Worst Match of the Year - Executioner vs. Stray Dog/Train Conductor - Dave
WWF Superstar of the Year - Triple H

Dark Side Wrestling Presents The Gorby Awards Ceremony
October 11, 1999 - 11:30 AM
Live From Kaos Garden in London, Ontario, Canada

Who is Dave? The question burning on everybody's minds finally was answered today... much to Joker's dismay, it was his arch nemesis, Dave Leanord. These two have never gotten along, but after the event was underway, the two eventually seemed to be co-existing! Times change, so do people. Dave and myself are living proof.

1. Dyrus defeated Cyrus
This was a good match, but in the end, both personalities were murdered with the gimmick killer by Vedic, the person Dyrus crippled at August Attitude! After he took them out, he took out his own former Outcast partner Malice for not helping him in August!

2. Dark Side Brawl
It started with 2 wrestlers, then every 2 minutes a new wrestler would enter. The poeple involved were Ice Joker, Darkind, Reaper, Hully Gully, nWo Referee, Joker, Dark Forsaken, Kao, Kreuger and Sgt. Pain. After everyone was forced from the ring area, the winner was Kreuger!

3. Lord of Darkness Challenge: Joker & Kao defeated Sgt. Pain & Kreuger (w/Sheri and Dark Forsaken)
Sgt. Pain started off by saying he and Kreuger share the DSW title (Pain is still the official champion) and both can defend it, and Dark Forsaken agreed, then saying that Joker had to beat them both... basically, the rules ended up being that whoever wins can be the "joint champion", and Kao/Joker can use Gorby and Joker's Jacket while the Corporation can use a tennis racket and the DSW Staff of Darkness! In the end, the referee (Commissioner Walzak) counted to three, thwarting a save attempt by Kreuger as he tried to get Kao off of pinning Pain. Kao proclaimed Joker the champion, and now either one can defend it! Joker is now a 6-time DSW Champion!

4. Kreuger Interview
Joker's been addressing all these issues lately about the Corporation, as in Pain's homosexuality, Kreuger's drinking problem, and the latest steroid addiction by Dark Forsaken. Kreuger then had a picture printed out of Joker... involved in a beastiality act!

5. DSW Awards Ceremony
ALMOST A CLEAN SWEEP BY DARK FORSAKEN!

The First Annual "????" Awards (The name of the event)
1. DSW Awards
2. The EGO Awards
3. The Slammies
4. The Gorbies *Winner!*
5. The Brooklyn Brawls

Entertainer of the year (The most charismatic in DSW who contributed the most to the sport over the last year)
1. Dark Forsaken *Winner!*
2. Joker
3. Ploppy
4. kao
5. Sgt. Pain
6. The Commish

Match of the year
1. Kreuger and FB16 the NHB climbers match, School Blues *Winner!*
2. Joker and Dark Forsaken the Ladder Match, January Jobfest
3. Bob Loblaw vs. his left hand the last man standing match, his bedroom any night

Best Finishing Move
1. Dark Forsaken's Dark Rack *Winner!*
2. Hully Gully's Checkered Flag
3. Krueger's Krush
4. FB16's CHAOS elbow
5. Sgt. Pain's Pain Killer
6. Ice Joker's Ice Breaker
7. Joker's The J.O.Y. (Jokes on you, formerly the trist twist)
8. Jesse's Roll of Quarters
9. Justin's Double Hand Slap
10. Justin's Corkscrew Headbutt

Most Improved Wrestler
1. Sgt. Pain *Winner!*
2. FB16

Best Theme Song
1. Sgt. Pain's Theme (Shamrock's 2nd with gunshots)
2. Dark Forsaken's remixes of Sephiroth's themes *Winner!*
3. FB16's South Park mix

Best Mascott
1. Gorbachev *Winner!*
2. Curly
3. Squeaky
4. FB16

Worst Match of the Year
1. Krueger vs. Handsome Dark, The iron man submission match *Winner!*
2. Hully Gully vs. Anyone

Best Weapon
1. Wooden Board
2. Broomstick handle
3. Krueger's Stinky armband
4. The Cookie tin's *Winner!*
5. The Gimmick Killer
6. The Scythe Fork

Favourite WWF Match of the Year
1. Rock vs Mankind, I quit match (13 chair shots)
2. 6 pack challenge
3. Bossman vs kao snow, (the pool hall match)
4. Vince vs. Austin, St. Valentines day massacre *Winner!*

WWF Superstar of the Year
1. The Rock *Winner!*
2. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
3. Mankind
4. Kane
5. Chris Jericho
6. Triple H
7. Hardcore Holly

Best Created Wrestler in WWF Attitude
1. Honky Tonk Man (by Dark Forsaken)
2. Akeem (by Joker) *Winner!*
3. Proffessor Arturo (by Ploppy)
4. Hardcore Holly (by Dark Forsaken)

Best Overall Apearance as a Wrestler (the DSW wrestler who put the most in to their image with tape t-shirts. etc...)
1. Dark Forsaken (Dark Forsaken, Darkind, Dude Dark, Handsome Dark, Sniper, Vedic, Big Daddy Dark) *Winner!*
2. Joker (Joker, Ice Joker)
3. Ploppy (Kreuger, Hully Gully/Hardcore Hully, Mr. Ghostface, Cyrus, Bowling Man)
4. kao (FB16/Kao, Dyrus)
5. Sgt. Pain (nWo Ref, Sgt. Pain)
6. Jess Walzak (Commissioner)

Funniest Moment of the year
1. FB16 gives up to a hand shake by Ice Joker *Winner!*
2. Ice joker loses to Hully Gully
3. Ice joker loses to FB16 via Camel clutch
4. Dude Dark's death
5. When Nate put gorby on his head
6. When Dark Forsaken tied Jokers shoe laces together through the ladder

The Most Annoying DSW Event
1. The damn pizza after school blues
2. Gorby through the window
3. Money stolen from Dark Forsaken
4. The Fat old bag *Winner!*
5. Forced to play wrestlemania challenge board game for 4 hours

Most Shocking Moment in Wrestling This Year
1. The first climbers match
2. Vince becomes WWF champion *Winner!*
3. Triple H destroys Mankind's knees with a sledgehammer
4. kao sees Road Dogg
5. Jeff Jarrett attacks Debra
6. Dark Forsaken's Public Access Television title reign ends

Best Referee in DSW (Category submitted by me)
1. Dark Forsaken *Winner!*
2. nWo Ref
3. Commissioner Walzak

Most Shocking Moment Caught on Old Videos (Category submitted by me)
1. Shane McMahon as a ref at an early 90's Survivor Series
2. Bushwhacker rubs Rougeau's groin during a Rougeau suplex *Winner!*
3. "Gee, Alundra Blayze looks a lot like Owen Hart" at WrestleMania X, Blayze's name comes on the screen, than quickly says "Owen Hart" as her name

Most Annoying DSW Gimmick (Category submitted by me)
1. Dude Dark *Winner!*
2. Handsome Dark
3. nWo Ref
4. Mr. Ghostface