Dark Side Wrestling

Dead Heat


Dark Side Wrestling Presents Dead Heat
August 20, 2001 - 12:30 PM
Live From DSW Park in London, Ontario, Canada

1. Ploppy Interview
Ploppy made his intentions clear of getting titles for his new protegees, Stray Dog and ATF, by insulting their opponents, Kao & Pain.

2. Joker Interview
Joker called out Dark Forsaken and insulted his fellow DX member until DF hit him with the Canadian title. When DF stood over Joker, Joker grabbed DF into an anklelock until he agreed to a Canadian title match.

3. Public Access Television Champion Kao & Middlesex County Champion Sergeant Pain defeated ATF & Stray Dog (with Ploppy)
After a lot of efficient tagging, Sergeant Pain turned against Kao and then left him to fend for himself. ATF got disqualified later on after a blatent low blow, then they proceeded to attack Kao.

4. Conferences With Sergeant Pain
Both Joker and Dark Forsaken pleaded their cases to Pain who was signed as referee for the title match, trying to get the odds on their side.

5. Triple Threat 2 Falls Double Title Match: Sergeant Pain defeated Kao for the Public Access Television title, Stray Dog defeated Kao for the Middlesex County title
The first person to score a fall would win the PATV title, while the second got the MCC... once again, Kao was the victim of an onslaught.

6. DeGeneration-X Interview
Joker called out Dark Forsaken and said if there are any screwjobs, Joker will automatically win his belt. DF countered by saying if there was any foul play that DF gets Joker's cushy commish job.

7. DSW Canadian Championship: Joker defeated Dark Forsaken
Joker grabbed DF at the beginning of the match in a Dragon Sleeper, and Pain then said DF tapped... which he did not. Furious, DF called the match a screwjob. Kao announced that since it was a screwjob, DF is now the new commissioner. Joker shook DF's hand, laughed and said, "I guess you're the new commish." to which DF replied while laughing, "I guess that makes you Canadian champion!" Pain looked over and said, "I love you guys!" and they all hugged, and made a classic DX crotch chop.

8. Hardcore Elimination Lights Out Match: ATF defeated Kao, Ploppy
ATF defeated Kao after a truckload of DX interference. Kao was left laying after being beaten down by everyone in DSW except Dark Forsaken, who was the signed referee. Will Kao extract revenge next month?


Dark Side Wrestling Presents Sunday Morning Meat
August 27, 2000 - 11:00 AM
Live From Eiros' Endless Fields in London, Ontario, Canada

1. Dark Side Brawl
Kao, Hullywood, Joker, Eiros and Pain brawled for a warmup, with Hullywood emerging victorious.


Dark Side Wrestling Presents Dead Heat
August 27, 2000 - 11:30 AM
Live From Eiros' Endless Fields in London, Ontario, Canada

1. 6-Man Tag Team Elimination Match, referee Dark Forsaken: Ice Joker, Kao, and Fleet Admiral T.C. defeated Sergeant Pain, Stray Dog and "Hullywood" Ted Chrysler
The used car salesman with his bandana, gloves & sunglasses makes everyone want to go & buy a Chrysler. The match started off with Kao not even wanting to be associated with his partners, but as the match went on, he worked well with them. Streay Dog was constantly taunted by the Admiral throughout the match. After Stray Dog and Pain submitted to Kao's Walls of Jericho, it was Hullywood against the 3 members of the other team... but Kao knocked them both out with Ice Joker's "Can-Do" stick, causing Kao to be DQ'd, and Hullywood to pin the fallen adversaries for the victory!

2. Triangle of Terror Match, referee Kao: Justice defeated Ice Joker, Fleet Admiral T.C.
The match started off with a tired Joker falling over, as Justice put him in the Sharpshooter, and Kao forced Joker's hand to tap out, giving Justice his first win!

3. 4 Corners Of Hell, referee Dark Forsaken: "Hullywood" Ted Chrysler defeated Eiros, Sergeant Pain, Ice Joker
Sergeant Pain's back was worked on even more, up to the point where he had to submit. Eventually, it ended up with Hullywood emerging victorious over Eiros!

4. Referee Dark Forsaken: Kao defeated Stray Dog
After a long back and forth match, Kao defeated Stray Dog with one of the biggest Chaotic Elbows ever!

5. Triple Triad Match, referee Dark Forsaken: Sergeant Pain defeated "Hullywood" Ted Chrysler, Stray Dog
Even after having his back worked on even more, Pain eventually emerged victorious with his Switch Kick and Pain Killer on Chrysler!

6. Middlesex County Championship/Kao's Career Hardcore Match, referee Dark Forsaken: Kao defeated Fleet Admiral T.C.
They both flew from 10 feet in the air... they both whacked each other with weapons... they performed some of the best kicks of the night... but in the end, Kao won with not 1, but 2 Pedigrees... followed by a Pedigreedriver on the Middlesex County title, meaning Kao's the new Middlesex County champion, and he's here to stay!

7. Special Announcement by Public Access Television Champion Dark Forsaken
Introduced the Handyman Championship!


Dark Side Wrestling Presents August Attitude
August 20, 1999 - 1:30 PM
Live From Joker Field in London, Ontario, Canada

1. nWo Referee defeated The Uneducated Fly
The nWo Ref beat the Fly, then Reaper, a newcomer, used a scythe thing to end the Fly's career.

2. DSW Tag Team Championship: Cyrus/Dyrus defeated The Outcasts
A one time showing of Malice and Vedic, the Outcasts. The match started out like normal, but an attempt of an Enziguri was the downfall of the new team that was destined to be the greatest team DSW's ever seen. Dyrus threw Vedic in the middle of the move, he landed on his neck, and his foot hit the ground at a weird angle, which in total dislocated Vedic's toe, knocked him unconscious for a few minutes, and ended the event due to lack of participation. The event went on, but I wasn't there to document it as I was nursing my injuries in the basement of the arena.