February's main events are the Heart Stopper endurance matches that start with 2 people, then when one is eliminated, the next person comes out toface the winner. One gimmick per endurance match. The last entrant is the title holder of that endurance match, and anyone who meets the weight class and has paid their dues for the title can be in the endurance match.
Dark Side Wrestling
Presents Heartache
February 10, 2002 - 12:00 PM
Live from DSW Park in London, Ontario, Canada
1. Dark Side Brawl
This match included ATF, Stray Dog, Kao, Sergeant Pain, Hullywood, Joker &
Eiros!
2. DSW Handyman Championship Over-The-Top Challenge:
Stray Dog defeated Hullywood
While Hullywood was distracted by Joker, Kao aided Stray Dog to leave the cage
and win the Handyman title!
3. DSW Public Access Television/Middlesex
County Championship 2 Falls Match: Sergeant Pain vs. Kao
In round 1, Kao was disqualified for using a low blow, and Pain retained
the Public Access Television title. In round 2, Kao worked on Pain's legs but
when he refused to submit, Kao won the Middlesex County title with an Artificial
Kaos!
Dark Side Wrestling
Presents Sunday Morning Meat
February 18, 2001 - 12:00 PM
Live from DSW Park in London, Ontario, Canada
1. Hullywood Interview
Hullywood said he needed more experience, so he asked Christofer Loid to
teleport him to the future, where he should return in November!
2. Referee kao Bert: Cold Fusion
& Stray Dog defeated Train Conductor & Eiros
Train Conductor came out and called out 3 guys he said he had unfinished
business with, but in the end, Cold Fusion pinned Train Conductor after the
double hand slap!
3. Referee Vince MacMan: Kao
defeated Anal Assassin
The debut of Anal Assassin went in the opposite direction of how he
envisioned it!
4. Joker Interview
Joker's latest observation: Lost Soul is a fecal-feliac! He said Lost
Soul loves the odours of feces... then he beat on him.
Dark Side Wrestling
Presents Heartache
February 18, 2001 - 12:30 PM
Live from DSW Park in London, Ontario, Canada
1. Heartstopper Last Slot
Elimination Match, referee Sean Micheals: Justice defeated Lost Soul, Admiral
Since Justice made the cover, he gets the final slot in the Handyman
Heartstopper endurance match, which is to be carried over to next month!
2. DSW Middlesex
County Championship Journey Into Darkness, referee Dark Side Brawler: Cold
Fusion defeated Stray Dog, Secret Machine and Eiros
Eiros and Secret Machine were pinned at the same time,
then Cold Fusion pinned Stray Dog to win his first title!
3. DSW Public Access
Television Championship Triple Triad Belt On The Cell Match,
referee Ice Joker: Kreuger & Kao defeated Sergeant Pain
After a long and hard-fought match, with various weapons
used, and Kreuger being busted wide open, Sergeant Pain grabbed the belt, it
fell to the ground, where Kao & Kreuger both got it, and Ex-Commissioner
Walzak decided to make his one last act as Commissioner, and said that they will
share the belt?
4. DSW Canadian Championship,
referee Kao:
Dark Forsaken defeated Joker
The 2 degenerates gave each other various painful
submissions, and Dark Forsaken was busted open after hitting a bad patch of ice
during a Joker DDT, but in the end, Dark Forsaken nailed Joker with the Super
Nova, followed by the Dark Rack!
Dark Side Wrestling
Presents Tin (Pre-Show)
February 19, 2000 - 10:30 AM
Live from DSW Park in London, Ontario, Canada
1. Eiros defeated John Campbell
In an impressive showing, Campbell lost to Kao's protoge! This kid couldn't have
weighed more than a wet lunch bag, and he gave campbell a flying headscissors, an
X-Factor, & won with a Pedigree! King Hully interfered, but to no avail. Campbell at
one point in the match actually lifted this kid over his head with one hand, and threw him
over at least e feet, but Campbell still lost to the Protoge.
Dark Side Wrestling
Presents Twisted Steel & Sex Appeal
February 19, 2000 - 11:00 AM
Live from DSW Park in London, Ontario, Canada
1. DSW Tag Team Championship, referee Sgt.
Pain: The Outcasts defeated BioHazard
The match was pretty much 50/50 between DSW's top 2 teams, but when push
came to shove, BioHazard's 3D was not enough to stop Malice. The Outcasts performed a
double suplex to Kreuger, Kao gave a side backbreaker & side slam to Vedic, and Vedic
actually gave a front-face suplex to Kreuger! In the end Malice & Vedic finished off
Kreuger with the Outcaster DDT. After their win, the Outcasts showed why during the match
Vedic yelled to Malice, "Make Dok Proud!" as he was referring to Dok Hendrix of
the BBOW (Bad Boys of Wrestling) who they say have signed a contract with them! (Not real,
please don't sue us, BBOW, seriously). The Outcasts took off with the Tag Team
Championships, and now we have to find new Tag Champs!
2. Dark Forsaken Announces the New (Old)
Founders of Darkness
Dark Forsaken laughed at the founders, saying they weren't the real originators of
DSW, and called out the real founders, FB16, Pain & Kreuger. Joker wanted to prove he
was also a founder, but was laughed at, beaten & he wanted to face the new founders
int he Gauntlet match.
2. Gauntlet Match, referees Dark Forsaken
& FB16: Joker defeated New (Old) Founders of Darkness
Joker quickly went through FB16, then Kreuger, then Pain, and when he finally
backed down Dark Forsaken, Joker destroyed him with his original Handshake of Doom! Joker
then jumped around the ring, saying his entire injury was fake, and the Founders were
planning this the whole time! Is nothing sacred? Are there no true heroes in DSW?
3. Twisted Steel Endurance Match, referee
Dark Forsaken
It started off with the Train Conductor defeating FB16 in a weapons match
via the Stunner. He then defeated Stray Dog in an anything goes match via the Stunner. He
then defeated Hillbilly Gilly via the Stunner. 3 matches straight! He couldn't get past
Sgt. Pain though. During Pain's next match vs. Big Ploppy Plump, Plump apparently ate a
baseball bat and crapped it out, and he ate Pain's knee! Also, a strange looking man came
to the ring. After Pain defeated Big Ploppy Plump, the man introduced himself to Plump as
Victor VonBokChoi, and offered to train Plump as a new fighting eating machine named Iron
Gut! A theme started playing, and everyone chanted Iron Gut's name! Anyways, Pain went on
to lose to Ice Joker, and then the stage was set for later on as Kao was to face Ice Joker
for the DSW Canadian title!
4. Hardcore Tornado Match, referee Sniper: FB16/Stray Dog defeated Train Conductor/Hillbilly Gilly
During the match, Gilly introduced us to the Moonshine Neckbreaker and the
Hillbilly Stomp, 2 formidable moves! King Hully tried to interfere, but ended up hurting
himself. The first to be eliminated was the Train Conductor, which left Hillbilly Gilly to
face his opposing team. His elimination angered the Conductor, who came in and gave his
partner, Gilly, the Stunner, and FB16 took the pin!
5. No Contest: FB16 vs. Hillbilly Gilly
This was a great match, but mid way through, Dark Forsaken announced that
apparently, Plump had eaten something horrible and was said to have had suffered 8
simultaneous heart atacks on the way to wherever VonBokChoi was taking him.
6. DSW Canadian Championship: Kao defeated
Ice Joker
Still undisputed master of the climbers match, Kao took Ice Joker apart! Ice
Joker slid down a twisting slide and clotheslined Kao, Kao jumped at Ice Joker from
various angles from the 10' heights of the climbers, and more! The brutal match finally
ended with Atrificial Kaos followed by a leapfrog Kaotic Elbow.
Dark Side Wrestling
Presents Twisted Steel & Sex Appeal
February 27, 1999 - 3:00 PM
Live from Kreuger Field in London, Ontario, Canada
With a non-surprising rainy day, and a non-surprising huge amount of no-shows, Kreuger, kao, Joker, Sgt. Pain & myself only showed. This time, however, we had a ring! :)
It started off with Dark Forsaken wanting to be known as Big Daddy Dark. He belittled Joker, and then Kreuger and kao came in and destroyed a pizza box & pop bottle representing Ira & Justin. Then kao attacked Kreuger, and Dark ordered Joker to attack Kreuger.
1. Hardcore Rules, referee Dude Dark:
Seargent Pain defeated Kreuger
This match was referee'd by the completely unbiased Dude Dark, who made sure that
the winner was the newest Corporate member, Sgt. Pain, now known as Seargent Pain! All sorts of
weapons were used throughout the match, including a dart board, road signs, and a wrench!
2. DSW Heavyweight Championship, referee
Big Daddy Dark: Twisted Steel Endurance Match
Well, not surprisingly, a LOT of people didn't show, some with no reason. It
started with Kreuger and Joker. Joker defeated Kreuger with the dreaded Modified Cross
Armbar out of nowhere! Then, 2 Corporate members had to face off: Seargent Pain &
Joker (Nathan, Justin, Bob Loblaw & Mike never showed) so since the DSW owner didn't
want to see the Corporation split, he valiantly offered to take the Heavyweight title off
their hands! The ungrateful Corporate members declined & fought, with Joker being the
winner! Throughout the match, Mr. Ghostface appeared and stole Gorby, who was rescued by
kao. Joker then had to face current injured DSW Heavyweight Champion, kao! Joker poked
him a few times with his finger on his chest, but to no avail! He then gave kao a deadly
"Handshake of Doom" which forced kao to tap out, leaving Joker the newly
crowned DSW Heavyweight Champion!
When it was all over, Big Daddy Dark challenged Kreuger to a DSW Public Access Television Title match next month at March Manipulation!