May 26, 2005
Event Report for SmackDown!
Announcers: Joey Styles and DDP
Reported by The Dames
Chavo Guerrero is backstage. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into AJ Styles. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.
Overall Rating 82%
Eric Bischoff is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Chavo \ Tajiri and The SAT fight in a tag team match.
Overall Rating 83%
Generation Next vs Kidman and Moore.
Match Background: Harry is making his debut at this show. Snuka is making his debut at this show. Harry and Snuka are teaming up as Generation Next for the first time tonight.
Late In The Match: Harry Smith moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Brainbuster. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Overall Rating 73%
Crowd reaction 72%
Match Quality 92%
Shaniqua comes down to the ring and takes a microphone. She announces that she has signed a tag team, and that her new clients are Ultimo Dragon and Funaki. Out come Ultimo Dragon and Funaki, and they shake hands with their new manager, signaling the new alliance.
Overall Rating 71%
Crowbar and Siaki vs Psychotic.
Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Matt Cappotelli will be the referee for this match.
The Match: Crowbar small packages Psychosis out of nowhere. 1.2.3! Fast count! Matt Cappotelli screwed Psychosis!
Overall Rating 80%
Crowd reaction 78%
Match Quality 100%
Johnny Kashmere is in the ring, and he has a short celebration ceremony after his recent success.
Overall Rating 79%
Team Extreme Ver 4.0 vs Johnny Nitro, Akio, and Kid Kash.
Late In The Match: Paul London has Johnny Nitro down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. 450 Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over.
Overall Rating 70%
Crowd reaction 75%
Match Quality 81%
Charlie Haas is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Chris Benoit, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!
Overall Rating 82%
The Hurricane vs Burchill vs Shelton Benjamin vs Chris Benoit.
Match Background: This will be a four corners bout. This match is for the WWE United States title. Chris Benoit has been WWE United States champion since 02 April 2005.
Late In The Match: Chris Benoit floors The Hurricane. The Hurricane gets locked in the Crippler Crossface! Submission victory!
Winner and Still WWE United States champion: Chris Benoit
Overall Rating 69%
Crowd reaction 73%
Match Quality 81%
Backseat Boyz are backstage. They continued the feud by ripping into The SAT. Hooray for properly booked feuds!
Overall Rating 76%
Chavo Guerrero and Tajiri vs The SAT.
Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. The SAT are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. Paul Heyman will be the referee for this match. This match is for the WWE Cruiserweight Tag Team titles. Chavo Guerrero is the reigning WWE Cruiserweight champion, and has been since 22 May 2005. The SAT have been WWE Cruiserweight Tag Team champions since 24 March 2005.
Late In The Match: Amazing Phenomenon come running down the aisle with chairs! Joel and Chavo Guerrero continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. AJ Styles slides in and blasts Chavo Guerrero with a chair to the head! Styles climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Chavo Guerrero can barely stand. Maximo Explosion!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Amazing Phenomenon aren't satisfied! They decide to continue the assault on Chavo \ Tajiri, stomping them into the mat until referees pull them away!
Winner and Still WWE Cruiserweight Tag Team champions: The SAT
Overall Rating 81%
Crowd reaction 80%
Match Quality 100%
Overall Rating 77%
We got a 5.73 rating for 'SmackDown!'!
The attendance level was 10015 people.
We made $400600 from ticket sales.
May 28, 2005
Event Report for Velocity!
Announcers: Michael Cole and Ivory
Reported by The Dames
Lita and Paul London vs Molly Holly and Johnny Nitro.
Match Background: Lita is the reigning WWE Women's champion, and has been since 02 April 2005.
Late In The Match: Lita has Molly Holly down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Moonsault!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over.
Overall Rating 71%
Crowd reaction 70%
Match Quality 72%
Torrie Wilson is backstage with Tajiri. Torrie Wilson was building up the feud between The Amazing Red and Tajiri. Good idea.
Overall Rating 79%
Orlando Jordan and Johnny Jeter vs Generation Next.
Late In The Match: As Jeter and Snuka get into a brawl on the outside, Matt Morgan comes running down into the ring! Jimmy Snuka Jr. gets grabbed, and they start brawling. Jordan takes some shots at Snuka as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling.
Overall Rating 80%
Crowd reaction 75%
Match Quality 85%
Shannon Moore vs Nova.
Late In The Match: Shannon Moore can barely stand. Here it comes - Spin Doctor. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Overall Rating 81%
Crowd reaction 76%
Match Quality 86%
Paul Heyman is backstage with The SAT. Paul Heyman was out there to rip into Backseat Boyz.
Overall Rating 84%
Backseat Boyz vs The Hardy Boyz vs The SAT.
Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. Backseat Boyz are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The Hardy Boyz are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The SAT are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This is another chapter in the long-running The SAT vs Backseat Boyz feud. Backseat Boyz have yet to beat their rivals in the ring since the feud began. This match is for the WWE Cruiserweight Tag Team titles. The SAT have been WWE Cruiserweight Tag Team champions since 24 March 2005.
Late In The Match: Power drive elbow by Joel Maximo. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Joel Maximo moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Maximizer. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner and still WWE Cruiserweight Tag Team champions: The SAT
Overall Rating 86%
Crowd reaction 83%
Match Quality 89%
Chad Wicks is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guests are Charlie Haas and Chris Benoit. They make separate entrances, and stand either side of Chad Wicks. It doesn't take long before insults are flying, and soon Chad Wicks is shoved aside, and the two workers brawl, taking most of the set with them. Chad Wicks does not look happy as he surveys the damage to the set.
Overall Rating 74%
AJ Styles is backstage. He was out there to tell Chavo Guerrero that he was going to discombobulate him. Great, now I've got to look that word up. Time to sit back and watch.
Overall Rating 88%
Nunzio vs Shelton Benjamin vs Burchill vs Chris Benoit.
Match Background: This will be a four corners bout. This match is for the WWE United States title. Chris Benoit has been WWE United States champion since 02 April 2005.
Late In The Match: Chris Benoit has Burchill down on the canvas. Here it comes...Crippler Crossface! Burchill taps!
Winner and Still WWE United States champion: Chris Benoit
Overall Rating 82%
Crowd reaction 77%
Match Quality 88%
Chris Benoit is in the ring. Charlie Haas comes out, and challenges him to a match at Fully Loaded. The challenge is accepted.
Overall Rating 76%
Jamie Noble vs AJ Styles vs Chavo Guerrero.
Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. This is another chapter in the long-running Styles vs Chavo feud. So far, Styles hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Chavo since the feud started. This match is for the WWE Cruiserweight title. Chavo Guerrero has been WWE Cruiserweight champion since 22 May 2005.
Late In The Match: Chavo Guerrero moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Gory Bomb. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner and Still WWE Cruiserweight champion : Chavo Guerrero
Overall Rating 80%
Crowd reaction 78%
Match Quality 83%
Overall Rating 78%
We got a 5.80 rating for 'Velocity'!
The attendance level was 10009 people.
We made $400360 from ticket sales.