March 24, 2005
Event Report for SmackDown!
Announcers: Joey Styles and DDP
Reported by The Dames
Kurt Angle is in the ring, and he has a short celebration ceremony after his recent success.
Overall Rating 96%
The Dudley Boyz are backstage. They talked trash about World's Greatest Tag Team. Nothing more than the usual fanfare.
Overall Rating 75%
Psychosis vs Tajiri vs AJ Styles vs The Amazing Red.
Match Background: This will be a four corners bout. Tajiri and Red have been feuding recently. So far, Tajiri hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Red since the feud started. This match is for the WWE Cruiserweight title. The Amazing Red has been WWE Cruiserweight champion since 20 March 2005.
Late In The Match: Psy scores with a forearm, sending Red down into the corner. The referee pulls Psychosis away to get the break. Wait! Red has pulled something out of his tights. Psychosis walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles!
Winner and Still WWE Cruiserweight champion: The Amazing Red
Overall Rating 85%
Crowd reaction 79%
Match Quality 92%
Torrie Wilson is backstage with Chavo Guerrero. Torrie Wilson was building up the feud between Kurt Angle and Chavo Guerrero. Good idea.
Overall Rating 85%
Hurricane Helms vs Johnny Stamboli.
Match Background: This match is for the WWE United States title. Johnny Stamboli has been WWE United States champion since 30 January 2005.
Late In The Match: Hurricane Helms can barely stand. Here it comes - Fuhgettaboutit. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner and Still WWE United States champion: Johnny Stamboli
Overall Rating 80%
Crowd reaction 77%
Match Quality 83%
Eric Bischoff comes to the ring, and is followed down by Team Mattitude II. They enter the ring, Bischoff holds up the WWE Cruiserweight Tag Team title belts. After a short speech, he awards the titles to Matt Hardy and Paul London.
Overall Rating 80%
Eric Bischoff is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Team Mattitude II and The SAT fight in a tag team match.
Overall Rating 80%
The SAT vs Team Mattitude II.
Match Background: The SAT are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the WWE Cruiserweight Tag Team titles. Team Mattitude II have been WWE Cruiserweight Tag Team champions since 24 March 2005.
Late In The Match: Matt Hardy is all alone...Spanish Fly!! 1....2....3! The SAT go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.
Winners And NEW WWE Cruiserweight Tag Team champions: The SAT.
Overall Rating 88%
Crowd reaction 81%
Match Quality 95%
Eric Bischoff is backstage, and announces that at the next show we will see Chavo Guerrero and Kurt Angle fight one on one.
Overall Rating 83%
World's Greatest Tag Team vs The Dudley Boyz.
Match Background: This will be a tables bout. World's Greatest Tag Team are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The Dudley Boyz are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The Dudley Boyz and World's Greatest Tag Team have been feuding for quite some time now. World's Greatest Tag Team have yet to beat their rivals in the ring since the feud began.
During The Match: The Dudley Boyz hook up Haas, then hit a double suplex. D-Von Dudley pulls Shelton onto the table for a powerbomb, but he uses a backdrop to get out of the predicament. Shelton Benjamin goes to suplex D-Von through a table, but he slips out the backdoor. Shelton climbs onto the table with D-Von Dudley and hits a bodyslam through it for the win!
Overall Rating 91%
Crowd reaction 92%
Match Quality 89%
The Establishment come down to the ring. Johnny Stamboli makes a short speech, then publically fires The Dudley Boyz. On cue, the other members swiftly beat down The Dudley Boyz, leaving them both down on the mat, unmoving.
Overall Rating 66%
Overall Rating 81%
We got a 5.73 rating for 'SmackDown!'!
The attendance level was 10007 people.
We made $400280 from ticket sales.
March 26, 2005
Event Report for Velocity!
Announcers: Michael Cole and Ivory
Reported by The Dames
Jamie Noble vs Super Crazy.
Late In The Match: Jamie Noble can barely stand. Trifecta Moonsault!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Overall Rating 88%
Crowd reaction 76%
Match Quality 100%
John Cena is backstage. He was building up the feud with Johnny Stamboli. Well, that's just...neat!
Overall Rating 86%
Tajiri vs AJ Styles.
Late In The Match: AJ Styles is in trouble. Buzzsaw Kick! 1....2....3. The Amazing Red comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! The Amazing Red spins Tajiri around. The Amazing Red hits the Code Red! Tajiri has been left down on the canvas.
Overall Rating 91%
Crowd reaction 82%
Match Quality 100%
Backseat Boyz are backstage. They were out there to hype a match against The SAT. Sounds like fun.
Overall Rating 78%
Backseat Boyz vs The SAT.
Match Background: Backseat Boyz are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The SAT are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the WWE Cruiserweight Tag Team titles. The SAT have been WWE Cruiserweight Tag Team champions since 24 March 2005.
Late In The Match: Joel Maximo ducks a Kashmere clothesline and does a quick roll up. Joel has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Backseat Boyz don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack The SAT, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends.
Winners And Still WWE Cruiserweight Tag Team champions: The SAT.
Overall Rating 91%
Crowd reaction 87%
Match Quality 100%
A video is played, hyping the Chavo Guerrero vs Kurt Angle feud.
Overall Rating 86%
Hurricane Helms vs The Amazing Red.
Match Background: This match is for the WWE Cruiserweight title. The Amazing Red has been WWE Cruiserweight champion since 20 March 2005.
Late In The Match: Hurricane Helms can barely stand. Code Red!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner and still WWE Cruiserweight champion: The Amazing Red
Overall Rating 82%
Crowd reaction 74%
Match Quality 91%
A video is played, hyping the upcoming Chavo Guerrero vs Kurt Angle match.
Overall Rating 83%
John Cena vs Johnny Stamboli.
Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Burchill will be the referee for this match. This is another chapter in the long-running The Bull vs Cena feud. Cena has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Johnny Stamboli is the reigning WWE United States champion, and has been since 30 January 2005.
Late In The Match: Johnny Stamboli can barely stand. Here it comes - Throwback. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Overall Rating 85%
Crowd reaction 89%
Match Quality 78%
Kurt Angle is backstage. I've got a feeling this one is going to be good. He was laying a verbal Smackdown on Chavo Guerrero.
Overall Rating 97%
Chavo Guerrero vs Kurt Angle.
Match Background: This is a continuation of the Chavo vs Angle feud. So far, Chavo hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Angle since the feud started. Kurt Angle is the reigning WWE Heavyweight champion, and has been since 20 March 2005.
Late In The Match: Kurt Angle gets knocked to the ground by Chavo. Low Rider!!! Kurt Angle taps out!
Overall Rating 80%
Crowd reaction 94%
Match Quality 73%
Overall Rating 84%
We got a 5.68 rating for 'Velocity'!
The attendance level was 10038 people.
We made $401520 from ticket sales.