March 3, 2005
Event Report for SmackDown!
Announcers: Joey Styles and DDP
Reported by The Dames
The 9 members of The Establishment are backstage. John Cena was the person in question, as they threatened him like he stole their lunch money. Twice.
Overall Rating 86%
The 3 members of The Honor Society are backstage. They hyped themselves up, talking about what a great stable they are. How about showing us instead of telling us
Overall Rating 99%
La Resistance vs World's Greatest Tag Team.
Match Background: La Resistance used to be a regular team, but have been inactive for a while. Whether this match will lead to a reformation as an active unit remains to be seen. World's Greatest Tag Team are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion.
Late In The Match: Sylvain Grenier is in big trouble...Super Kick/German Suplex!! 1....2....3!
Overall Rating 75%
Crowd reaction 83%
Match Quality 86%
John Cena is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Johnny Stamboli, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!
Overall Rating 90%
Akio and Kid Kash vs Team Mattitude II.
Match Background: This match is for the World Cruiserweight Tag Team titles. Team Mattitude II have been World Cruiserweight Tag Team champions since 27 February 2005.
Late In The Match: The SAT come running down the aisle with chairs! Akio goes to irish whip Paul London into the ropes. Joel prepares to swing the chair...but Paul London reverses! Joel accidentally smacks Akio with a chair to the back! Akio gets knocked to the ground by London, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - London Calling, forget about it. 1....2...3!
Winners and still World Cruiserweight Tag Team champions:Team Mattitude II
Overall Rating 72%
Crowd reaction 77%
Match Quality 85%
The Dudley Boyz are backstage. They talked trash about World's Greatest Tag Team. Nothing more than the usual fanfare.
Overall Rating 86%
Backseat Boyz vs The Dudley Boyz.
Match Background: The Dudley Boyz are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the WWE Tag Team titles. The Dudley Boyz have been WWE Tag Team champions since 27 February 2005.
Late In The Match: D-Von Dudley grapples with Trent Acid, and positions himself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! He rolls up the stunned Trent Acid: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot!
Winners and still WWE Tag Team champions: the Dudley Boys
Overall Rating 81%
Crowd reaction 81%
Match Quality 100%
Kurt Angle is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and put himself over, talking about how great he is. I wonder if he's a mark for himself.
Overall Rating 93%
Jamie Noble vs Tajiri.
Match Background: This match is for the WWE Cruiserweight title. Tajiri has been WWE Cruiserweight champion since 27 February 2005.
Late In The Match: The Amazing Red comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Tajiri turns around. The Amazing Red spins Tajiri around. The Amazing Red hits the Code Red! Red leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three for Jamie Noble, Tajiri got pinned. The Amazing Red isn't finished with his attack yet! Tajiri stands up...and walks into a boot to the gut from The Amazing Red. Code Red!!! Tajiri has been put down on the canvas! The Amazing Red shakes his head and raises three fingers instead. Tajiri gets picked up...and hit with another Code Red! Tajiri is spread-eagled on the canvas. Red again raises three fingers. Referees hit the ring, but are too scared to get too close. They can't stop this carnage...Code Red, the third one in a row! The Amazing Red eventually leaves the ring, as medics come to attend to Tajiri, who isn't moving.
Winner and new WWE Cruiserweight champion: Jamie Noble
Overall Rating 81%
Crowd reaction 82%
Match Quality 99%
The Honor Society come down to the ring. Kurt Angle makes a short speech, then publically fires Chavo Guerrero. On cue, the other members swiftly beat down Chavo Guerrero, leaving him down and hurt on the mat.
Overall Rating 78%
Nunzio vs Kurt Angle.
Match Background: this is the first match in the tournament for the WWE Heavyweight title
Late In The Match: Nunzio walks into a drop toe hold. Nunzio gets knocked to the ground by Angle. Angle Lock!!! Nunzio taps out! Kurt Angle remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
Overall Rating 74%
Crowd reaction 81%
Match Quality 86%
Overall Rating 82%
We got a 6.10 rating for 'SmackDown!'!
The attendance level was 10042 people.
We made $401680 from ticket sales.
March 5, 2005
Event Report for Velocity!
Announcers: Michael Cole and Ivory
Reported by The Dames
Akio vs Ultimo Dragon.
Late In The Match: Akio gets taken down out of nowhere! Akio can barely stand. Asai DDT! 1....2....3.
Overall Rating 83%
Crowd reaction 71%
Match Quality 94%
Kurt Angle is backstage. He always delivers the promo goodness. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Chavo Guerrero. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.
Overall Rating 95%
Kid Kash vs Hurricane Helms.
Late In The Match: Kid Kash can barely stand. Eye Of The Hurricane! 1....2....3.
Overall Rating 85%
Crowd reaction 78%
Match Quality 92%
Chavo Guerrero is walking backstage, when he meets Kurt Angle. They trade insults, get in each others faces, but eventually walk off without coming to blows.
Overall Rating 86%
Burchill and AJ Styles vs Team Mattitude II.
Match Background: Team Mattitude II are the reigning World Cruiserweight Tag Team champions, and have been since 27 February 2005.
Late In The Match: Burchill tags out to AJ Styles. GORGEOUS Spinning bulldog in the corner and London is down. Paul London is in trouble. Styles Clash! 1....2....3.
Overall Rating 80%
Crowd reaction 76%
Match Quality 85%
A video is played, hyping the John Cena vs Johnny Stamboli feud.
Overall Rating 81%
Sakoda vs John Cena.
Match Background: Sakoda is making his debut at this show.
Late In The Match: John Cena moves in for the kill. Throwback! 1....2....3. Johnny Stamboli comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! The Bull hits Cena with a chair to the back! John Cena goes down to the canvas, hurt.
Overall Rating 65%
Crowd reaction 57%
Match Quality 74%
Torrie Wilson is backstage with Tajiri. Torrie Wilson continued the feud between Tajiri and The Amazing Red by talking trash. The buyrates are going to go through the roof!
Overall Rating 84%
Tajiri vs The Amazing Red vs Jamie Noble.
Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. Tajiri and Red have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the WWE Cruiserweight title. Jamie Noble has been WWE Cruiserweight champion since 03 March 2005.
Late In The Match: Tajiri moves in for the kill. Buzzsaw Kick!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner and New WWE Cruiserweight champion: Tajiri
Overall Rating 85%
Crowd reaction 79%
Match Quality 92%
A video is played, hyping Kurt Angle.
Overall Rating 100%
Kurt Angle vs World's Greatest Tag Team.
Match Background: This will be a 2 on 1 handicap bout. World's Greatest Tag Team are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion.
Late In The Match: Kurt Angle has Charlie Haas down on the canvas. Charlie Haas gets locked in the Angle Lock! Submission victory!
Overall Rating 82%
Crowd reaction 85%
Match Quality 76%
Overall Rating 82%
We got a 5.74 rating for 'Velocity'!
The attendance level was 10001 people.
We made $400040 from ticket sales.