May 30, 2005
Event Report for RAW
Announcers: Jerry Lawler and Shawn Michaels
Reported by The Dames
Kenzo Suzuki vs Steve Blackman.
Late In The Match: Blackman scores with a forearm, sending Suzuki down into the corner. The referee pulls Steve Blackman away to get the break. Wait! Suzuki has pulled something out of his tights. Steve Blackman walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles!
Overall Rating: 67%
Crowd Reaction: 57%
Match Quality: 78%
Jaime Koeppe vs Sakura Hirota.
Match Background: This will be a bra and panties bout.
During The Match: Kick to the gut from Koeppe, who sadly, was even able to botch THAT. Flying elbow off the top rope by Sakura Hirota, getting as close to zero air as possible. Jaime Koeppe scores with a shitty standing spinebuster. Muhammed Hassan comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Sakura Hirota turns around. Muhammed Hassan spins Hirota around. Muhammed Hassan hits the Facebuster! Hassan leaves the ring, the damage done! Sakura Hirota is in trouble. Roll Up! Jaime Koeppe strips Hirota to her bra and panties for the win! Jaime Koeppe shakes hands with Muhammed Hassan, showing that their plan worked perfectly.
Overall Rating: 50%
Crowd Reaction: 57%
Match Quality: 35%
A video is played, hyping the upcoming debut of Chris Masters.
Overall Rating: 56%
A-Train vs John Bradshaw Layfield.
Match Background: There was a heated confrontation between these two last week.
Late In The Match: John Bradshaw Layfield moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Clothesline From Hell. 1....2...3, it's finished. John Bradshaw Layfield is still in the ring celebrating. A-Train pushes the referee away. A-Train spins JBL around. A-Train hits the Derailer!
Overall Rating: 80%
Crowd Reaction: 75%
Match Quality: 86%
Carlito Caribbean Cool vs Rob Van Dam vs Ron Killings vs Val Venis.
Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. RVD and Val are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the WWE Intercontinental title. Rob Van Dam has been WWE Intercontinental champion since 04 May 2005.
During The Match: Val Venis scores with a big spinebuster. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Val Venis pins Carlito. Power drive elbow by Rob Van Dam. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. ONE...TWO...THREE. RVD defeats The Truth. Kane comes running down the aisle with a chair! RVD goes to irish whip Val Venis into the ropes. Kane hits Val with a chair to the back! Rob Van Dam floors Val Venis...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Split Legged Moonsault! 1....2....3.
Winner and still WWE Intercontinental Champion: Rob Van Dam
Overall Rating: 78%
Crowd Reaction: 78%
Match Quality: 79%
Vince McMahon comes to the ring. He announces that for the upcoming special guest referee match, the referee will be none other than Kurt Angle! Out from the back comes Angle, wearing a referee shirt, who plays to the crowd from the entrance way.
Overall Rating: 93%
Big Show vs Billy Gunn.
Late In The Match: Big Show signals for the Show Stopper! Hardcore Holly comes out of the crowd! He grabs the leg of Big Show and drags him out of the ring. The referee has no option but to call for the DQ! Meanwhile, Big Show gets sent crashing into the ring post! Big Show fights back, and has soon sent both Billy Gunn and Hardcore Holly into retreat.
Overall Rating: 78%
Crowd Reaction: 82%
Match Quality: 69%
Living Legends vs Dissident Movement.
Match Background: This match is for the WWE Tag Team titles. Living Legends have been WWE Tag Team champions since 09 May 2005.
Late In The Match: Living Legends have Mikey Whipwreck to themselves. F-U/RKO! 1....2....3! It's over. RC come running down into the ring. They nail John Cena from behind, then grab Orton and hit the Gore/Texas Cloverleaf! With him out of the way, the drag John Cena to the outside...and promptly put him straight through the announcer's table with a double slam! RC have destroyed Living Legends!
Winners and still WWE Tag Team Champions: Living Legends
Overall Rating: 77%
Crowd Reaction: 78%
Match Quality: 77%
The camera shows the outside of the locker room of Kurt Angle. Chris Kanyon appears, knocks, then enters, closing the door behind him.
Overall Rating: 69%
Mark Henry vs Triple H.
Late In The Match: HHH slams Mark Henry down and motions to the crowd. Mark Henry is in trouble. Here it comes - Pedigree. Scott Steiner slides into the ring out of nowhere! HHH takes a stiff punch to the face and falls to the canvas. The referee calls for the DQ as Scott Steiner continues to attack HHH. Henry and Steiner are putting the boots to Triple H! Scott Hall comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Henry \ Steiner running for cover. Scott Hall saved HHH from a major beating.
Overall Rating: 76%
Crowd Reaction: 79%
Match Quality: 72%
Chris Kanyon vs William Regal.
Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Kurt Angle will be the referee for this match. Kanyon and Regal have been feuding recently.
Late In The Match: William Regal turns around...and gets punched in the face by Kurt Angle! He staggers back, straight into a roll up by Chris Kanyon: 1...2...3! I don't think the fight has finished. Chris Kanyon and Regal have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.
Overall Rating: 91%
Crowd Reaction: 86%
Match Quality: 97%
RAW Overall Rating: 75%
We got a 5.56 rating for 'RAW'!
The attendance level was 10022 people.
We made $400880 from ticket sales.
June 1, 2005
Event Report for HeAT
Announcers: Jonathan Coachman and Chris Jericho
Reported by The Dames
Team Mordecai vs Team The Bull.
Match Background: Team Mordecai consists of Mordecai, Balls Mahoney, Bubba Ray Dudley, Goldust, and Jesse James. Team The Bull consists of Johnny Stamboli, Christopher Nowinski, Matt Morgan, Rene Dupree, and Sylvain Grenier. Jesse James is the reigning WWE Hardcore champion, and has been since 25 May 2005.
Late In The Match: Stacy Keibler is at ringside! Mordecai wastes valuable time by yelling at Stacy! Johnny Stamboli takes advantage of the distraction and nails Mordecai from behind! Mordecai is in trouble. Fuhgettaboutit! 1....2....3.
Overall Rating: 73%
Crowd Reaction: 72%
Match Quality: 74%
Vince McMahon is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Scott Steiner and Triple H fight one on one.
Overall Rating: 89%
A-Train vs D-Von Dudley.
Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This is a quarter-final match in the WWE Hardcore Championship #1 Contender Tournament.
During The Match: A-Train throws D-Von into a shopping trolley. Face jam onto the table. D-Von Dudley slams A-Train, who rolls onto his stomach. What is A-Train doing? D-Von Dudley picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises A-Train up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! A-Train is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that A-Train had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! D-Von Dudley must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! D-Von Dudley offers a handshake to A-Train...and he accepts it! No! A-Train levels D-Von with a cheap shot right hand! A-Train spins D-Von around. A-Train hits the Derailer! D-Von Dudley has been floored after the match.
Overall Rating: 74%
Crowd Reaction: 69%
Match Quality: 79%
Stephanie McMahon is backstage, and announces that tonight she is making Living Legends take on Christian, Rhyno, and Trish Stratus in a three-on-two handicap match.
Overall Rating: 81%
Big Show vs Billy Gunn.
Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This is a quarter-final match in the WWE Hardcore Championship #1 Contender Tournament.
During The Match: Big Show throws Bad Ass into a shopping trolley. Billy Gunn uses a big bag of popcorn to floor Show. I wonder if butter adds impact. Victoria comes running down the aisle with a chair! Bad Ass goes to irish whip Big Show into the ropes. Victoria jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Big Show reverses! Collision between Victoria, Bad Ass, and the chair! Billy Gunn staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Big Show fights back, and has soon sent both Billy Gunn and Val Venis into retreat.
Overall Rating: 78%
Crowd Reaction: 82%
Match Quality: 70%
Lana Star comes down to the ring and takes a microphone. She announces that she has made a big new signing, and that her new client is Rico. Out comes Rico, and he shakes hands with his new manager, signaling their alliance.
Overall Rating: 75%
Living Legends vs Christian, Rhyno, and Trish Stratus.
Match Background: This will be a 3 on 2 handicap bout. This is a continuation of the RC vs Living Legends feud. Living Legends are the reigning WWE Tag Team champions, and have been since 09 May 2005.
Late In The Match: Rhyno is in trouble. F-U!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Overall Rating: 84%
Crowd Reaction: 90%
Match Quality: 73%
William Regal is in the ring. Out come Kanyon \ Angle, who enter the ring and stare him down. They tell him to get a partner, as they want a tag match. William Regal takes the microphone and announces his partner as Doug Basham! Basham runs out from the back, and between them they send Kanyon \ Angle running from the ring, looking angry.
Overall Rating: 80%
Chris Kanyon and Kurt Angle vs Doug Basham and William Regal.
Match Background: Kanyon and Regal have been feuding recently. Kurt Angle is the reigning WWE Heavyweight champion, and has been since 22 May 2005.
Late In The Match: Chris Kanyon climbs to the top rope, ready to leap at Regal. Kurt Angle bounces off the ropes for an elbow drop without seeing his partner, and crotches Kanyon by accident. William Regal has Chris Kanyon down on the canvas. Here it comes...Regal Stretch! Chris Kanyon taps! Angle and Kanyon remain in the ring. They are arguing about that defeat. Kurt Angle walks off without saying anything, much to the disgust of Kanyon.
Overall Rating: 77%
Crowd Reaction: 78%
Match Quality: 78%
A video is played, hyping the upcoming debut of Marc Mero.
Overall Rating: 79%
Scott Steiner vs Triple H.
Match Background: Steiner and HHH have been feuding for quite some time now. So far, Steiner hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over HHH since the feud started.
Late In The Match: Johnny Stamboli comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! HHH turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by The Bull! Johnny Stamboli has left HHH in big trouble. Triple H is in trouble. Novocaine!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Steiner and The Bull are putting the boots to Triple H! Scott Hall comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Steiner \ The Bull running for cover. Scott Hall bends down to help HHH back up. Wait! Scott Steiner slides back in and attacks! Scott Hall fights back...but is then jumped by The Bull as well! Both Hall and HHH are subjected to a beat down by Steiner \ The Bull, leaving them down and out on the canvas.
Overall Rating: 87%
Crowd Reaction: 95%
Match Quality: 71%
HEAT Overall Rating: 78%
We got a 5.68 rating for 'HEAT'!
The attendance level was 10017 people.
We made $400680 from ticket sales.